<![CDATA[☆紅紫戀藤☆]]>

<![CDATA[☆紅紫戀藤☆]]> http://136789937.qzone.qq.com Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:16:27 GMT Qzone zh-cn Copyright (C), 2005-2008, Tencent Tech. Co., Ltd. Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:44:23 GMT <![CDATA[《三十六计》的英文表达]]> http://136789937.qzone.qq.com/blog/1258814663 三十六计(Thirty-Six Stratagems)
1.瞒天过海 crossing the sea under camouflage

2.围魏救赵 relieving the state of Zhao by besieging the
state of Wei

3.借刀杀人 killing someone with a borrowed knife

4.以逸待劳 waiting at one’s ease for the exhausted enemy

5.趁火打劫 plundering a burning house

6.声东击西 making a feint to the east and attacking in the
west

7.无中生有 creating something out of nothing

8.暗渡陈仓 advancing secretly by an unknown path

9.隔岸观火 watching a fire from the other side of the river

10.笑里藏刀 covering the dagger with a smile

11.李代桃僵 palming off substitute for the real thing

12.顺手牵羊 picking up something in passing

13.打草惊蛇 beating the grass to frighten the snake

14.借尸还魂 resurrecting a dead soul by borrowing a
corpse

15.调虎离山 luring the tiger out of his den

16.欲擒故纵 letting the enemy off in order to catch him

17.抛砖引玉 giving the enemy something to induce him to
lose more valuable things

18.擒贼擒王 capturing the ringleader first in order to
capture all the followers

19.釜底抽薪 extracting the firewood from under the
cauldron

20.混水摸鱼 muddling the water to catch the fish; fishing
in troubled waters

21.金蝉脱壳 slipping away by casting off a cloak; getting
away like the cicada sloughing its skin

22.关门捉贼 catching the thief by closing / blocking his
escape route

23.远交近攻 befriending the distant enemy while
attacking a nearby enemy

24.假途伐虢 attacking the enemy by passing through a
common neighbor

25.偷梁换柱 stealing the beams and pillars and replacing
them with rotten timbers

26.指桑骂槐 reviling/ abusing the locust tree while
pointing to the mulberry

27.假痴不癫 feigning madness without becoming insane

28.上屋抽梯 removing the ladder after the enemy has
climbed up the roof

29.树上开花 putting artificial flowers on trees

30.反客为主 turning from the guest into the host

31.美人计 using seductive women to corrupt the enemy

32.空城计 presenting a bold front to conceal
unpreparedness

33.反间计 sowing discord among the enemy

34.苦肉计 deceiving the enemy by torturing one’s own
man

35.连环计 coordinating one stratagem with another

36.走为上计 decamping being the best; running away as the
best choice ]]> http://136789937.qzone.qq.com/blog/1258814663#comment 142606848 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:44:23 GMT http://136789937.qzone.qq.com/blog/1258814663 <![CDATA[猫言猫语]]> http://136789937.qzone.qq.com/blog/1258814187

]]> http://136789937.qzone.qq.com/blog/1258814187#comment 142606849 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:36:27 GMT http://136789937.qzone.qq.com/blog/1258814187 <![CDATA[你的QQ号可以算出你的年龄]]> http://136789937.qzone.qq.com/blog/1257841781 1.获取你QQ号码的第一位
、
2.用你QQ号码的第一位乘以五
、
3.把这个数加上8 、

4.再把所得的结果乘以20 、

5.如果你的生日过了，加1848，如果没过，加1847
、
6.把所得结果减去你的出生年份
、
7.现在你会得到一个3位数
、
8.百位上的数字就是你的QQ号码的第一位
、
9.十位和个位就成了一个两位数，用这个数加上2就是你的年龄了。

10.准不准、

准吧

我也不知道为什么会这么准？谁知道告诉我啊！ ]]> http://136789937.qzone.qq.com/blog/1257841781#comment 142606848 Tue, 10 Nov 2009 08:29:41 GMT http://136789937.qzone.qq.com/blog/1257841781 <![CDATA[[转]偷菜的后果（自创搞笑作品五）]]> http://136789937.qzone.qq.com/blog/1255403999

创作些作品希望给大家一点欢乐！谢谢朋友欣赏！=情有独钟=

]]> http://136789937.qzone.qq.com/blog/1255403999#comment 142610969 Tue, 13 Oct 2009 03:19:59 GMT http://136789937.qzone.qq.com/blog/1255403999 <![CDATA[[转]偷菜的后果（自创搞笑作品（六）（待续）]]> http://136789937.qzone.qq.com/blog/1255403964

祝大家中秋节快乐！笑口常开！希望《偷菜的后果》系列自创作品能给大家一点快乐！近期就做到这，有时间有好素材再给大家欣赏！谢谢大家的支持！=情有独钟=

]]> http://136789937.qzone.qq.com/blog/1255403964#comment 142610969 Tue, 13 Oct 2009 03:19:24 GMT http://136789937.qzone.qq.com/blog/1255403964 <![CDATA[[转]偷菜的后果（自创搞笑作品七）]]> http://136789937.qzone.qq.com/blog/1255403941

感谢朋友支持！《偷菜的后果》就做到了啊！情有独钟谢谢大家！以后制作出更好的作品供大家欣赏！ ]]> http://136789937.qzone.qq.com/blog/1255403941#comment 142610969 Tue, 13 Oct 2009 03:19:01 GMT http://136789937.qzone.qq.com/blog/1255403941 <![CDATA[[转]偷菜的后果（自创搞笑作品一）]]> http://136789937.qzone.qq.com/blog/1253523384

眼看着田间已成熟、我的鼠标不敢伸出去手

农场里小偷拥挤依旧、荒芜的心情你能否感受

昨夜的你依然温柔、群里的耳语仍然回荡四周

不过是偷一个萝卜、你如此难过我如何解脱

本来开心农场偷偷摸摸是种享受、可是你不给偷怎知我痛

都说群内好友无怨尤不许下手、可是换成你你真的看破

菠萝在眼前摇晃过、想伸手的念头时时表露、所有的结果让我承受、今夜的农场又一个人偷

]]> http://136789937.qzone.qq.com/blog/1253523384#comment 142610969 Mon, 21 Sep 2009 08:56:24 GMT http://136789937.qzone.qq.com/blog/1253523384 <![CDATA[[转]偷菜的后果（自创搞笑作品二）]]> http://136789937.qzone.qq.com/blog/1253523371

]]> http://136789937.qzone.qq.com/blog/1253523371#comment 142610969 Mon, 21 Sep 2009 08:56:11 GMT http://136789937.qzone.qq.com/blog/1253523371 <![CDATA[[转]偷菜的后果（自创搞笑作品三）]]> http://136789937.qzone.qq.com/blog/1253523355

]]> http://136789937.qzone.qq.com/blog/1253523355#comment 142610969 Mon, 21 Sep 2009 08:55:55 GMT http://136789937.qzone.qq.com/blog/1253523355 <![CDATA[[转]偷菜的后果（自创搞笑作品四）]]> http://136789937.qzone.qq.com/blog/1253523277

创作此作品希望给大家带来快乐！谢谢朋友欣赏！ =情有独钟=

]]> http://136789937.qzone.qq.com/blog/1253523277#comment 142610969 Mon, 21 Sep 2009 08:54:37 GMT http://136789937.qzone.qq.com/blog/1253523277