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<description><![CDATA[<span style="line-height:1.8em;">     一天，一只兔子在山洞前写文章，一只狼走了过来，问：“兔子啊，你在干什么？”答曰：“写文章。”问：“什么题目？”答曰：“《浅谈兔子是怎样吃掉狼的》。”狼哈哈大笑，表示不信，于是兔子把狼领进山洞。 <br>过了一会，兔子独自走出山洞，继续写文章。一只野猪走了过来，问：“兔子你在写什么？”答：“文章。”问：“题目是什么？”答：“《浅谈兔子是如何把野猪吃掉的》。”野猪不信，于是同样的事情发生。<br>     最后，在山洞里，一只狮子在一堆白骨之间，满意的剔着牙读着兔子交给它的文章，题目：“《一只动物，能力大小关键要看你的老板是谁》。”<br>    这只兔子有次不小心告诉了他的一个兔子朋友，这消息逐渐在森林中传播；狮子知道后非常生气，他告诉兔子：“如果这个星期没有食物进洞，我就吃你。”于是兔子继续在洞口写文章<br>    一只小鹿走过来，“兔子，你在干什么啊？”“写文章”“什么题目”““《浅谈兔子是怎样吃掉狼的》”<br>   “哈哈，这个事情全森林都知道啊，你别胡弄我了，我是不会进洞的”<br>   “我马上要退休了，狮子说要找个人顶替我，难道你不想这篇文章的兔子变成小鹿么”小鹿想了想，终于忍不住诱惑，跟随兔子走进洞里。<br>    过了一会，兔子独自走出山洞，继续写文章一只小马走过来，同样是事情发生了。<br>最后，在山洞里，一只狮子在一堆白骨之间，满意的剔着牙读着兔子交给它的文章题目是：《如何发展下线动物为老板提供食物》<br>随着时间的推移，狮子越长越大，兔子的食物已远远不能填饱肚子。<br>    一日，他告诉兔子：“我的食物量要加倍，例如：原来4天一只小鹿，现在要2天一只，如果一周之内改变不了局面我就吃你。<br>于是，兔子离开洞口，跑进森林深处，他见到一只狼“你相信兔子能轻松吃掉狼吗”狼哈哈大笑，表示不信，于是兔子把狼领进山洞。<br>过了一会，兔子独自走出山洞，继续进入森林深处这回他碰到一只野猪----“你相信兔子能轻松吃掉野猪吗”野猪不信，于是同样的事情发生了。<br>    原来森林深处的动物并不知道兔子和狮子的故事最后，在山洞里，一只狮子在一堆白骨之间，满意的剔着牙读着兔子交给它的文章题目是：《如何实现由坐商到行商的转型为老板提供更多的食物》<br>    时间飞快，转眼之间，兔子在森林里的名气越来越大因为大家都知道它有一个很历害的老板这只小兔开始横行霸道，欺上欺下，没有动物敢惹它。它常常想起和乌龟赛跑的羞辱，它找到乌龟说：“三天之内，见我老板！”扬长而去。<br>    乌龟难过的哭了，这时却碰到了一位猎人。乌龟把这事告诉了他，猎人哈哈大笑。<br>    于是森林里发生了一件重大事情，猎人披着狮子皮和乌龟一起在吃兔子火锅，地下丢了半张纸片歪歪扭扭的写着：山外青山楼外楼，强中还有强中手啊！！<br>    在很长一段时间里森林里恢复了往日的宁静，兔子吃狼的故事似乎快要被大家忘记了不过一只年轻的老虎在听说了这个故事后，被激发了灵感。<br>    于是他抓住了一只羚羊，对羚羊说，如果你可以象以前的兔子那样为我带来食物那我就不吃你。于是，羚羊无奈的答应了老虎，而老虎也悠然自得的进了山洞。可是三天过去了，也没有见羚羊领一只动物进洞。他实在憋不住了，想出来看看情况。羚羊早已不在了，他异常愤怒。正在他暴跳如雷的时候突然发现了羚羊写的一篇文章题目是：《想要做好老板先要懂得怎样留住员工》</span><wbr /> <!--v:3.2--> ]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align:center;"><object codeBase="http://fpdownload.macromedia.com/get/flashplayer/current/swflash.cab#version=8,0,0,0" height="100" width="410" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" name="musicFlash**" id="musicFlash0" src="http://imgcache.qq.com/music/musicbox_v2_1/img/MusicFlash.swf" ubb="42129855|5|http://streamrdt.music.qq.com/2693.481638b7f13aa021ba5212b5de75ca5f/103674594/a.mp3|安阳说|0|同学"><param value="http://imgcache.qq.com/music/musicbox_v2_1/img/MusicFlash.swf" name="movie" /><param value="#ffffff" name="bgColor" /><param value="showall" name="scale" /><param value="transparent" name="wmode" /><param value="true" name="menu" /><param value="always" name="allowScriptAccess" /></object><wbr /></div><div style="text-align:center;">安 阳 说</span><wbr /></div><div style="text-align:center;">词：迈克东</div><div style="text-align:center;">唱：迈克东</div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />磨剪子来   抢菜刀</span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />大家和我   一起叫</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />磨剪子来   抢菜刀</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">普通话：</span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">三千年的<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />文</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />化</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   一片甲骨 <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />惊天下</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   泱泱大国五千年   司母戊鼎 <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />震我中华</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">我说“安阳 <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />说</span><wbr /></span><wbr />”   我想 <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />说</span><wbr /></span><wbr />    说出我们的  特色说出我们自己的风格 </div><div style="text-align:center;">我们的生活   我们自己琢磨   想要 <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />做</span><wbr /> </span><wbr />即使 <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />错</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   我也<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />算试过</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">安阳话：</span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">（可的劲儿类（使劲儿的）<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />叫你找</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   安阳文化你<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />知多少</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">不是兄弟我给你<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />吹</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   安阳话<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />就诶好</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">壁虎不叫壁虎（呢（那）叫<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />（血活的）</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   裸体不叫裸体（呢（那）叫<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />（泄多的）</span><wbr /></span><wbr />  <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />哟？</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">下巴不叫下巴（呢（那）叫<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />（下么磕的）</span><wbr />     </span><wbr />蛐蛐不叫蛐蛐（呢（那）叫（<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />地泽的</span><wbr /></span><wbr />） </div><div style="text-align:center;">被窝叫<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />（坡儿）</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   房间叫<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />（屋儿）</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   车的叫<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />（车儿）</span><wbr /></span><wbr />  老胖叫<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />（顿儿）</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">老城（诶（里）家家有 <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />厨房棚的</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   院儿类（德（搭）一根儿 <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />晾衣绳的</span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">有（诶（的）还住的（呢（那）<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />小二层的</span><wbr /></span><wbr />  天冷睡觉还的<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />把头蒙的</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">（腚儿们（哥儿们）   打麻将   谁都（被也（不是） <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />（呔（傻）的</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">四（の（个）人（坐浪内样（坐到那儿）桌的（带（在）中间 <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />摆的</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">（喜不出儿（傻笑）（出（伸）的手才将将打罢 <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />（骰子（骰的）</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">还（么（没）打（老（了）几张儿牌<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />（捏（人家）</span><wbr /></span><wbr />庄家挂花儿 <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />（逮的（自摸）</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />（口儿兴（手气好）</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />没有（法儿（办法）</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />谁赢谁请客儿</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />安阳人</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />好说话</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />都（被也（不是）扣三儿</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   ——<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />好！</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">安阳话：</span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">安阳 <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />重</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   安阳 <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />沉</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   安阳是河南（内（的）<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />北大门</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">安阳 <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />棒</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   安阳 <span 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style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />有空儿尝一尝</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   道口烧鸡美名扬   <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />曲沟驴肉强</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">酥肉皮渣扣碗香   <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />嘴嘴流两行</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   气布袋   最好吃   <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />香飘往里（么法儿（没办法）藏</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">盛德利   聚宾楼   安阳特产<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />应有尽有</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />吃过你就不想走</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />光吃（东儿（东西）你不喝酒</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">小（动儿（时候）（咱都（我们）<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />都好（耍儿（玩儿）</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   光想叫领（的（着）<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />逛公园</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">香香果   <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />卜卜星</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />人民公园滑旱冰</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />酸溜溜透心凉 </span><wbr /></span><wbr />  <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />滑的旱冰扶的墙</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">手（诶（里）还拿的北冰洋   旁边站（的（着）（哟（一个）老大娘 </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />喝完瓶的先（并（别）扔</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   </span><wbr /><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />给我不比（揉（扔）（奥（了）强</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">一瓶儿喝完不解渴   <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />（带（再）喝津美乐</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   老冰棍   聪明泉   一袋只要三毛钱 </div><div style="text-align:center;">麦力克   大白梨   <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />远超（样儿类（现在的）王老吉</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">最后来一袋新寒九  <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />饮料啥都有</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">滑（的（着）旱冰叫我想开 <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />迈克尔杰克逊</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   走的太空步我觉（类（得） <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />跳舞些得劲</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">普通话：</span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">安阳历史<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />更是悠久</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   名胜古迹<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />应有尽有</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">历经沧桑<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />永不腐朽</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />山摇地也抖</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">汤阴岳飞魂   一曲还我河山<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />泣鬼神</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">精忠报国<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />刺在身</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   打拼天下<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />一代功臣</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'Times';line-height:1.8em;">湵</span><wbr />里城中<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />阴森森</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />占卜算命神</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">神医扁鹊登上门   救死扶伤好心人 </div><div style="text-align:center;">人工天河<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />红旗渠</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />号称世界八大奇迹</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">滑县<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />瓦岗寨</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   英雄<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />程咬金</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">妇好墓   <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />甲骨文</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   聪明绝顶的<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />安阳人</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">文峰塔   <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />殷墟苑</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   勤劳善良<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />后继有人</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">书写一张安阳名片   <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />惊天动地</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">其实这里还有很多   <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />文化古迹</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">淳朴善良勤奋工作   同时我们也很幽默 </div><div style="text-align:center;">我用安阳话来说   希望大家<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />一笑而过</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />一扫而落</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />一听就乐   一语道破</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   这段“安阳说”   <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />说的不会错</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">安阳话：</span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />继续听</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   </span><wbr /><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />继续听</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   给你说说啥叫神经          <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />继续听</span><wbr />   <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />继续听</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   给你说说啥叫傻青 </div><div style="text-align:center;">（特（他）给我说（特（他）有能力当（哟（一个）          <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />款儿  款儿  款儿</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">但是（么（没有）见（特（奋斗）光天天见（特（他）        <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />耍儿  耍儿  耍儿</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">光天天满脑（的（子）想（诶（的）都（诶（是）            <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />钱儿  钱儿  钱儿</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">我还（么（没）一说地（の（个）有钱儿就赶紧问我          <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />哪儿  哪儿  哪儿</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />磨剪子来   抢菜刀</span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />已经很少   听得到</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />最后再来   一声嚎</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />磨剪子来   抢菜刀</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">小（动（时候）儿咱都<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />玩（类（的）游戏</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   （样儿（现在）都成（啊（了）<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />美好回忆</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">死鸡的   <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />烂白菜</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   摸摸（哪儿来（哪里）<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />就回来</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">指星星   <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />过玉儿</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   好玩   （得劲（舒服）<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />依旧存在</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">扇卡片儿   <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />（脏（砸）铁片儿</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   砸平（奥诶（了的）<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />酒瓶（的（子）盖儿</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;">反过来   <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />就算赢</span><wbr /></span><wbr />   赢（奥（了）高兴（诶（的）<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />不能行</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />灯笼会   灯笼会   灯笼灭（老（了）回家睡</span><wbr 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<description><![CDATA[<span style="filter: glow(color=#0033FF,strength=3);color:#FFFFFF;display:inline-block;line-height:1.8em;">有一则佛教故事</span><wbr /> <br><span style="filter: glow(color=#0033FF,strength=3);color:#FFFFFF;display:inline-block;line-height:1.8em;"></span><wbr /><br>     <span style="color:#0033ff;line-height:1.8em;"><span style="line-height:1.8em;">从前有个书生,和未婚妻约好在某年某月某日结婚.到那一天,未婚妻却嫁给了别人.书生受此打击,一病不起.这时路过一游方僧人,从怀里摸出一面镜子叫书生看… </span><wbr /><br><span style="line-height:1.8em;">    书生看到茫茫大海,一名遇害的女子一丝不挂地躺在海滩上,路过一人,看一眼,摇摇头,走了.又路过一人将衣裳脱下,给女人盖上,走了.再路过一人,过去挖个坑,小心翼翼把她埋了. </span><wbr /><br><span style="line-height:1.8em;">    僧人解释道,那具海上的女尸就是你的未婚妻的前世,你是第二个路过的人,曾给她一件衣服,她今生和你相恋,只为还你一个情.但是她最终要报答一生一世的人,是最后那个把她掩埋的人,那人就是她现在的丈夫. </span><wbr /><br><span style="line-height:1.8em;">书生大悟.前世,究竟是谁埋的你? </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="color:#ff0033;line-height:1.8em;">前世，究竟是谁埋的你？</span><wbr /> <br><span style="line-height:1.8em;"><span style="color:#0033ff;line-height:1.8em;">人从奈何桥上走过,孟婆说:行路的人,喝碗孟婆汤解解渴.口渴的人心急的人喝了.于是那个前世埋他们的人在他们的头脑中渐渐模糊了.他们开始惊惶的四处张望,妄图在茫茫人海中寻找今生的爱人.众里寻他千百度,蓦然回首,那人却在灯火阑珊处.其实,你携起他的手时,就是前世残存的记忆在提醒你了,前世埋你的人,就是你身边与你相濡以沫的爱人啊.</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> <br><br> <!--v:3.2--> ]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<wbr /><a href="http://img.soufun.com/news/2005_10/10/1128928940863.jpeg" target="_blank"><img style="border:0;" src="http://img.soufun.com/news/2005_10/10/1128928940863.jpeg" /></a><wbr /><br>南美火地岛——有个骷髅头,感觉象地狱<br><br><wbr /><a href="http://img.soufun.com/news/2005_10/10/1128928982054.jpeg" target="_blank"><img style="border:0;" src="http://img.soufun.com/news/2005_10/10/1128928982054.jpeg" /></a><wbr /><br>斯堪的纳维亚半岛的峡湾风光——山形成了一张人脸<br><br><wbr /><a href="http://img.soufun.com/news/2005_10/10/1128929013217.jpeg" target="_blank"><img style="border:0;" src="http://img.soufun.com/news/2005_10/10/1128929013217.jpeg" /></a><wbr /><br>南斯拉夫境内——这猫睡得还挺香的<br><br><wbr /><a href="http://img.soufun.com/news/2005_10/10/1128929042249.jpeg" target="_blank"><img style="border:0;" src="http://img.soufun.com/news/2005_10/10/1128929042249.jpeg" /></a><wbr /><br>加拿大与美国阿拉斯加交接处——乌龟,不是电影哦<br><br><wbr /><a href="http://img.soufun.com/news/2005_10/10/1128929069711.jpeg" target="_blank"><img style="border:0;" src="http://img.soufun.com/news/2005_10/10/1128929069711.jpeg" /></a><wbr /><br>极光——这幅图要仔细看才看得出来，里面有张脸<br><br><wbr /><a href="http://img.soufun.com/news/2005_10/10/1128929100002.jpeg" target="_blank"><img style="border:0;" src="http://img.soufun.com/news/2005_10/10/1128929100002.jpeg" /></a><wbr /><br>南美秘鲁——这幅我觉得还好,普通的人脸<br><br><wbr /><a href="http://img.soufun.com/news/2005_10/10/1128929128183.jpeg" target="_blank"><img style="border:0;" src="http://img.soufun.com/news/2005_10/10/1128929128183.jpeg" /></a><wbr /><br>某海湾——怎么像我扑到被子留下的...<br><br><wbr /><a href="http://img.soufun.com/news/2005_10/10/1128929156191.jpeg" target="_blank"><img style="border:0;" src="http://img.soufun.com/news/2005_10/10/1128929156191.jpeg" /></a><wbr /><br>北欧附近——天蝎座<br><br><wbr /><a href="http://img.soufun.com/news/2005_10/10/1128929172783.jpeg" target="_blank"><img style="border:0;" src="http://img.soufun.com/news/2005_10/10/1128929172783.jpeg" /></a><wbr /><br>新西兰南岛——新西兰也流行太极？<br><br><wbr /><a href="http://img.soufun.com/news/2005_10/10/1128929188607.jpeg" target="_blank"><img style="border:0;" src="http://img.soufun.com/news/2005_10/10/1128929188607.jpeg" /></a><wbr /><br>马尔代夫——月亮的星星是如此之近 <!--v:3.2--> ]]></description>
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