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转载：动物世界的故事

253923600@qq.com(*****) — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 04:30:10 GMT

猪通过勤劳致富有5元钱存在老鼠开的钱庄里。猪打算拿这5元钱建一个小窝，大盖要花2元卖地，花3元搭窝。王八是搞工程的，他想在猪身上挣更多的钱，于是找来当投资顾问的狐狸想办法，狐狸说：这好办。于是找来管地盘的狼，开钱庄的老鼠一起来商议，结果王八从老鼠那里借来200元，用100元卖了狼的地，花了3元把猪窝盖好，花了50元给了狐狸咨询服务费，猪没有地，只好求王八把窝卖给它，王八要价500元，老猪说只有5元买不起，这时候狐狸说服猪去向老鼠借钱，老鼠答应借500给猪，前提是要他连本带利还600元，可以分10年还清，并且产权证拿来抵押。结果成交。猪到最后花了600元买来了猪窝，比他原来的计划高了11倍，猪努力了十年去挣钱还贷。在这场交易里面，狼，老鼠，狐狸还有王八都挣了钱。以后他们就如法炮制。更多的猪去贷款买房子了，这时候，当商人的驴看到有机可乘，到老鼠那里贷了好多好多的款，把王八盖的房子都买下来，然后以更高的价格卖给了猪。猪的还贷期就越来越长，吃的越来越差，小猪崽子也不敢生了。由于猪的数目越来越少，狼觉得这样下去自己没有猪肉吃了，非饿死不可，于是开始调控，不让老鼠再借钱了。但是王八还没有停止盖房，把自己挣的钱和贷的钱全投入生产了。驴手上的猪窝囤积的很多，卖不动了被套牢了。结果，老鼠，王八，还有驴都挣了好多的猪窝。钱到最后集中到狼手上。如今，谁都等着狼把钱拿出来救命。聪明的你，如果你是狼，你会拿钱救哪个？

转载：兔子是怎样把狼吃掉的

253923600@qq.com(*****) — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 04:27:42 GMT

兔子是怎样把狼吃掉的 2009-04-26 16:59 | (分类:默认分类)
有一天兔子在一个山洞前写东西，一只狼走过来问：“兔子你在写些什么？”
兔子答曰：“我在写论文。”
狼又问：“什么题目？”
兔子答曰：“我在写兔子是怎样把狼吃掉的。”
狼听后哈哈大笑，表示不相信。
兔子说：“你跟我来。”然后把它带进了山洞之后，兔子又继续在山洞前写着。这时又来了一只狐狸问：“兔子，你在写些什么？”
兔子答曰：“我在写论文.”
狐狸问：“什么题目？”
兔子答曰：“兔子是如何把一只狐狸吃掉的。”
狐狸听完后哈哈大笑的，表示不信。
兔子说：“你跟我来。”之后把它带进了山洞，过了一会儿兔子又独自一个人走出了山洞，继续写它的论文。
此时在山洞的里面一只狮子正坐在一堆白骨上剔着牙，还一边看着兔子的论文：一个动物的能力大小，不是看它的力量有多大，而是看它的幕后老板是谁！

这只兔子有次不小心告诉了他的一个兔子朋友，这消息逐渐在森林中传播；
狮子知道后非常生气，他告诉兔子："如果这个星期没有食物进洞，我就吃你。"
于是兔子继续在洞口写文章.
一只小鹿走过来，"兔子，你在干什么啊？"
"写文章" "什么题目" "《浅谈兔子是怎样吃掉狼的》"
"哈哈，这个事情全森林都知道啊，你别胡弄我了，我是不会进洞的"
"我马上要退休了，狮子说要找个人顶替我，难道你不想这篇文章的兔子变成小鹿么"
小鹿想了想，终于忍不住诱惑，跟随兔子走进洞里。
过了一会，兔子独自走出山洞，继续写文章
一只小马走过来，同样是事情发生了。
最后，在山洞里，一只狮子在一堆白骨之间，满意的剔着牙读着兔子交给它的文章
题目是：《如何发展下线动物为老板提供食物》。

随着时间的推移，狮子越长越大，兔子的食物已远远不能填饱肚子。
一日，他告诉兔子："我的食物量要加倍，例如：原来4天一只小鹿，现在要2天一只
如果一周之内改变不了局面我就吃你。
于是，兔子离开洞口，跑进森林深处，他见到一只狼
"你相信兔子能轻松吃掉狼吗"
狼哈哈大笑，表示不信，于是兔子把狼领进山洞。
过了一会，兔子独自走出山洞，继续进入森林深处
这回他碰到一只野猪----"你相信兔子能轻松吃掉野猪吗"
野猪不信，于是同样的事情发生了。
原来森林深处的动物并不知道兔子和狮子的故事
最后，在山洞里，一只狮子在一堆白骨之间，满意的剔着牙读着兔子交给它的文章
题目是：《如何实现由坐商到行商的转型为老板提供更多的食物》

时间飞快，转眼之间，兔子在森林里的名气越来越大
因为大家都知道它有一个很历害的老板
这只小兔开始横行霸道，欺上欺下，没有动物敢惹
它时时想起和乌龟赛跑的羞辱
它找到乌龟说："三天之内，见我老板！"扬长而去
乌龟难过的哭了
这时却碰到了一位猎人
乌龟把这事告诉了他
猎人哈哈大笑
于是森林里发生了一件重大事情
猎人披着狮子皮和乌龟一起在吃兔子火锅
地下丢了半张纸片歪歪扭扭的写着：山外青山楼外楼，强中还有强中手啊！！

在很长一段时间里森林里恢复了往日的宁静，兔子吃狼的故事似乎快要被大家忘记了
不过一只年轻的老虎在听说了这个故事后，被激发了灵感
于是他抓住了一只羚羊，对羚羊说，如果你可以象以前的兔子那样为我带来食物那我就不吃你。
于是，羚羊无奈的答应了老虎，而老虎也悠然自得的进了山洞。
可是三天过去了，也没有见羚羊领一只动物进洞。他实在憋不住了，想出来看看情况。
羚羊早已不在了，他异常愤怒。正在他暴跳如雷的时候突然发现了羚羊写的一篇文章
题目是：《想要做好老板先要懂得怎样留住员工》............

转载---美國教授如何判別學生是否有潛力

253923600@qq.com(*****) — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 04:23:49 GMT

美國教授如何判別學生是否有潛力-转载来的，以后写email或许有帮助 2008-02-16 07:22 | (分类:默认分类)
作者: Sanjoy Das, Assistant Professor,　Kansas State University

Ph.D. 1994, Louisiana State University.
Evolutionary algorithms, neural networks,
artificial intelligence, discrete optimization.

International applicants seeking assistantship/admission: please do not
send me emails blindly without reading this

Every day I receive emails from international candidates for information,
for advice, and especially requesting financial assistance. Unfortunately, I
delete most of them without even reading them carefully. I get so many
irrelevant emails that cannot reply to each. Extremely rarely has one
caught my attention. Please do not send me emails without reading this
first. I am only interested in corresponding to candidates who are
exceptional, and have a strong interest and experience in my immediate
area of specialization, and I highly prefer ones with a Master's degree.

Here are two sample letters:

A sample letter that will never get the candidate an assistantship with me:

Unwanted email

Respected sir,

I am very interested in going to the US for higher studies. I am seeking
admission and financial assistance in your esteemed University. I am
very interested in artificial intelligence and computer architecture. I have
programming experience in C++, C and ｊａｖａ. I am also familiar with
several software packages in the Windows environment (MS Word, Excel
Spreadsheet etc.). I also have networking certification from NOVELL. My
GRE score is 2050, and I got 99 percentile in the TOEFL exam.

I request you to spare a few moments from your precious time to go
through my attached resume.

Sir - if you are kind enough to offer me assistantship, I promise to work
very hard for you. I have a very good academic record since primary
school. Alternately, can you tell me what are my chances of getting
assistantship from your department?

Can you kindly inform me about the last dates for Summer term 2002
before which I can apply?

Thank you for your valuable time,

Yours obediently

ABC

My comments: I simply delete these emails, which I consider garbage .
The person seems to be too obsequious and flattering. In the emails that
I do read (occasionally), I do a first scan for keywords like "precious",
"respected" etc. deleting the email if I find one. Obviously the person is
not professional enough. The person is interested in artificial intelligence
and computer architecture - these are quite unrelated areas, making me
think that he is trying to cover as many professors as possible to get aid
from any possible source. Besides, he does not have anything in support
of his claim (about his interest in artificial intelligence). He emphasizes on
his software skills, making me think that his goal is to get a programming
job in the US and higher studies is only to allow him access to the US job
market. His GRE scores are OK, but not exceptional. He asks me to tell
him what his chances of getting an assistantship are, elsewhere in the
department. I have absolutely no way of finding that out, and even if I
knew, I would not bother to reply back. He also asks me to give him
information about summer deadlines. How am I supposed to know that?
(I would typically expect that this information should be available from
the University web site, or from the grad school, but my guess is as good
as yours.) Finally, this letter is too generic . He probably uses exactly the
same format for hundreds of email letters to various professors
throughout the country, leaving no stone uncovered. I receive hundreds
of email like this. Regretfully, I cannot answer everyone, and these
applications do not interest me at all.

Now, here is a letter that would DEFINITELY attract my attention:

Excellent email

Dear Prof. Das,

I am applying to KSU (amongst other places) for a Ph.D., and I am very
interested in your research areas. I would like to explore the possibility of
doing my research with you, with financial support.

One possible area that would interest me a lot is in applying Tikhonov
regularization to your problem in computational neuroscience, since I
understand that neural data can be very noisy, and yet sparse.
Alternately, I am also interested in applying evolutionary algorithms to
your genetic neural network parameter estimation. One of my other
interests in in parallel processing. Are you considering parallel
implementations for any of your optimization/estimation algorithms?
Considering that the projects that you list in your web site would probably
be very computationally intensive, that may be a worthwhile strategy to
pursue.

I presented a paper entitled "Hybrid Gradient Descent Based Training of
Probabilistic Recurrent Networks" in the International Conference on
Neural Networks and Image Processing, Bangalore, last year. It is a
reviewed publication. If have attached a copy of the article in pdf format.

If you have available funds, and are interested in my application please
let me know soon.

XYZ

My comments: This is a straightforward letter from someone with a
genuine interest in my area . He is an exceptional candidate. He has
evinced a keen desire to learn, and already has considerable mastery
over my area of research . If I have any funding available, I would
definitely try my very BEST to get this person . This person may have an
MS degree, while many applicants have only a BS degree.

[转]键盘钢琴(有空进来弹弹琴,真的可以弹的)

253923600@qq.com(*****) — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 13:21:01 GMT

下面26个字母，26个钢琴键(键盘请在关闭汉字输入法然后点下上面的FLASH才可正常使用)，可以用a-z来弹，也可以用鼠标，呵呵，大家可以来试试

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自己有好的曲子也跟上哦！

无题

253923600@qq.com(*****) — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 12:03:35 GMT

放言
白居易
赠君一法决狐疑，不用钻龟与祝蓍。
试玉要烧三日满，辨材须待七年期。
周公恐惧流言日，王莽谦恭未篡时。
向使当年身便死，一生真伪有谁知。

假行僧

253923600@qq.com(*****) — Thu, 07 Sep 2006 02:53:46 GMT

我要从南走到北, 我还要从白走到黑.
我要人们都看到我, 却不知我是谁.
假如你看我有点累, 就请你给我倒碗水.
假如你已经爱上我, 就请你吻我的嘴.
我有这双脚, 我有这双腿, 我有这千山和万水.
我要这所有的所有, 但不要恨和悔.
要爱上我你就别怕后悔, 总有一天我要远走高飞.
我不想留在一个地方, 也不愿有人跟随.
我要从南走到北, 我还要从白走到黑.
我要人们都看到我, 但不知道我是谁.
我只想看你长得美, 但不想知道你在受罪.
我想要得到天上的水, 但不是你的泪.
我不愿相信真的有魔鬼, 也不愿与任何人作对.
你别想知道我到底是谁, 也别想看到我的虚伪.

零点

253923600@qq.com(*****) — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 20:02:46 GMT

曾经住一个房间,曾经抽同一包烟.
方便面难以下咽,伤心也再所难免.
走过了这么多年,经历了风雨变迁.
尝遍了苦辣酸甜,转眼就到了今天.
曾经在天桥下面,相念家乡的草原.
用汗水争取明天,再苦再累无怨.
世界不为谁改变,时间不会为谁停歇.
偶尔也感到疲倦,但明天还要上演.
从零点开始,永恒的起点.
从前已走远,未来在眼前.
走遍五湖四海,从不轻言离开.
那怕挫折失败,也能再站起来!
少年长发剪短,兄弟情义不断.
回看来路简单,我们把酒言欢!