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[转]嫁人就嫁灰太狼，做人要做懒羊羊

305673517@qq.com(windstream) — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 05:56:21 GMT

理由一: 爱老婆胜过爱自己
这可是男人必须要具备的。灰太狼每次抓到羊完全可以自己先吃掉,可他一次都没有，
总是辛苦地把小羊们送到老婆大人面前。男人永远把老婆放在第一位，这可是嫁他的先决条件啊。　
　
理由二: 吃苦受累爱劳动
虽然灰太狼每天都出去抓羊给老婆吃很辛苦，但他仍然坚持做家务，洗衣服、收拾房间，
什么活都不用老婆插手。　
　
理由三: 聪明能干有毅力
每次抓羊的点子都是他想出来的。虽然羊最后都从锅里跑了，可这是剧情安排嘛！
每次失败了，灰太狼都会跟观众们大喊一句：我一定会回来的!瞧，多有毅力。好男人贵在品质。
理由四: 动手能力极强
灰太狼爱搞些发明创造，这灰太狼要是在生活中啊，准是一动手能力强的男人。
家里的保险丝断了，他修。马桶堵了，他通。这种男人省心又省钱，多好。
理由五: 为老婆花钱不心疼
女人都爱美红太狼想用十只羊换件虎皮大衣，虽然这对灰太狼来说是件难以完成的任务，
但他眼睛都不眨就答应了。这种男人太让人感动了，找男人就要个舍得为你花钱的。
理由六：不花心从一而终
　　在当今小三泛滥的年代，灰太狼这种精神太值得学习和表扬了。虽然偶有抵挡不住小白狐的媚眼
给人家献了殷勤，但老婆一声召唤就会乖乖回家。这种优秀的男人只要不是原则性问题，原谅他就好了
理由七：绝不偷藏私房钱
　　男人有钱就变坏。灰太狼抓到的羊一只不藏全留给老婆，这种精神可嘉!

理由八：不和老婆讨论对错
　　老婆错了也是对的，红太狼说一不二，这种女人多有威严，太给女同胞们长脸了!

理由九：亲自下厨无怨言
　　没有羊的时候，灰太狼怕饿着老婆，亲自下厨为老婆大人做饭，毫无怨言！

理由十: 想尽方法哄老婆
　　老婆不高兴了，灰太狼会想尽办法哄她开心。而且是打不还手，骂不还口那种类型的，
不用担心家庭暴力的发生.

[转]键盘钢琴(有空进来弹弹琴，真的可以弹的)

305673517@qq.com(windstream) — Sun, 10 May 2009 16:19:15 GMT

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[转]2009年最流行的50句话

305673517@qq.com(windstream) — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 10:20:58 GMT

1. 你让我滚，我滚了。你让我回来，对不起，滚远了
2. 流氓不可怕，就怕流氓有文化……
3. 走牛B的路，让傻B去说吧！
4. 开车无难事，只怕有新人！
6. 矿难在检讨中继续，楼价在控制中上升！
7. XP不发威，你当我是DOS啊！
8. 英雄不问出路，流氓不看岁数！
9. 好好活着，因为我们会死很久!!!
10. 人又不聪明，还学人家秃顶！！
11. 没什么事不要找我，有事更不用找我
12. 宁和明白人打一架，不跟sb说句话
13. 再牛b的肖邦，也弹不出老子的悲伤！
14. 只要锄头舞的好，那有墙角挖不倒？
15. 连广告也信，读书读傻了吧！
16. 要在江湖混，最好是光棍！！
17. 不要和我比懒，我懒得和你比。
19. 早上长睡不起；晚上视睡如归!
21. 女为悦己者容男为悦己者穷！
22. 秃驴，敢跟贫道抢师太?
23. 犯贱是普遍真理，你我只是其中之一
24. 唯女人与英语难过也，唯老婆与工作难找也!
25. 赚别人的钱，让贫穷见鬼去吧。
26. 就算是believe　中间也藏了一个lie
27. 钱不是问题，问题是没钱！
30. 怀才就像怀孕，时间久了才能让人看出来。
32. 今天心情不好.我只有四句话想说.包括这句和前面的两句.我的话说完了
33. 人不能在一棵树上吊死，要在附近几棵树上多死几次试试
34. 走别人的路,让别人走投无路
35. 思想有多远，你就给我滚多远
36. 驴是的念来过倒
37. 上Google上百度一下。
38. 你以为我会眼睁睁地看着你去送死？我会闭上眼睛的。
39. 请你以后不要在我面前说英文了，OK？
40. 好久没有人把牛皮吹的这么清新脱俗了！
41. 一觉醒来，天都黑了。
42. 钱可以解决的问题都不是问题。
43. 不吃饱哪有力气减肥啊？
44. 问君能有几多愁，恰似一群太监上青楼
45. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
46. 我允许你走进我的世界，但决不允许你在我的世界里走来走去。
47. 人怕出名猪怕壮，男怕没钱女怕胖。
48. 珍惜生活――――上帝还让你活着，就肯定有他的安排。
49. 工作的最高境界就是看着别人上班，领着别人的工资。
50. 爱情就像便便，水一冲就再也回不来了~爱情就像便便，来了之后挡也挡不住~爱情就像便便，每次都一样又不太一样~爱情就像便便，有时努力了很久却只是个屁！

无立足竟，是方干净

305673517@qq.com(windstream) — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 08:43:14 GMT

时至今日我才发现我的确是个宿命论的倡导者，经常给自己找一些看似莫名的理由来逃避现实，一直以来都不怎么相信笛卡儿，觉得他有点欺世盗名，混淆视听，把我们带到绝望的边缘。对于斯宾诺沙的神及自然的哲学理念却极其推崇，对于他的人格魅力我无可挑剔，他的哲学毋庸质疑会影响我的终身，对于现实的残酷，和对于无知的悔恨常常折磨自己，即使知道真的无能为力，但那分执拗总使自己引以为傲，是的，nobody can disregard you but yourself，常常对自己说该张大一些了，可是不谙事事总不是自己的错，本来这个社会就是肮脏的。我也知道人总是为了利益而活，可总不愿意去做自己不喜欢的那些勾当，假如斯宾诺沙老先生现在还活着的话，那肯定还是会说一切顺其自然，摔性而为。假设人生就是一个数轴，一直向前，不可能到后，追求理想，追求爱情，追求财富都没有错，这些只是数轴上的标示。顺其自然，上帝是公平的，机会是平等的，我只要守着心等待属于自己的那份就足够了。南华经说巧者劳而知者忧，无能者无所求，饱食而敖游，泛若不系之舟，虚而敖游者也。相信自己想要的总会有的。。。

sitting down here

305673517@qq.com(windstream) — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:15:39 GMT

i'm sitting down here but hey, you can't see me.我坐在这儿,但你看不见我。
your words cut rather deeply你的言辞真犀利。
they're just some other lies那不过是另一些谎言
i'm hiding from a distance我远远的躲开。
i've got to pay the price我不得不付钱。
defending all against it以保护好自己。
i really don't know why我真的不知道为什么。
you're obsessed with all my secrets你为我的神秘所迷惑。
you always make me cry你总是让我哭泣。
you seem to wanna hurt me你老是想伤害我。
no matter what i do 无论我做什么。
i'm telling just a couple我只是在跟一对朋友说话。
but somehow it gets to you但不知道怎么就变成了跟你。
but i've learned to get revenge但我学会了怎么报复。
and i swear you'll experience that someday我发誓会让你有同样遭遇的一天。
i'm sitting down here but hey, you can't see me我坐在这儿,但你看不见我。
kinda invisible, you don't sense my stay我好像隐行人,你没感到我的存在。
not really hiding, not like a shadow我并没有躲避,也不是你的影子。
just thought i would join you for one day我在想也许有一天我要让你有同样的遭遇。
i'm sitting down here but hey, you can't see me我坐在这儿,但你看不见我。
i'm not trying to avoid you我不是在试图躲避你。
just don't wanna hear your voice我只是不想再听见你的声音。
when you call me up so often你如此频繁的打电话给我。
i don't really have a choice让我实在没得选择。
you're talking like you know me 你说话的样子好象你很了我。
And wanna be my friend.想做我的朋友。
but that's really too late now但现在真的太迟了。
i won't try it once again 我不想再试一次。
you may think that i'm a loser你也许会认为我是个失败者。
that i don't really care但我真的不在乎。
you may think that it's forgotten你也许认为那可以忘却。
but you should be aware但你要知道。
'cause i've learned to get revenge 因为我学会了报复。
and i swear you'll experience that someday我发誓会让你有同样遭遇的一天。
i'm sitting down here but hey, you can't see me我坐在这儿,但你看不见我。
kinda invisible, you don't sense my stay我好像隐行人,你没感到我的存在。
not really hiding, not like a shadow我并没有躲避,也不是你的影子。
just thought i would join you for one day我在想也许有一天我要让你有同样的遭遇。
i'm sitting down here but hey, you can't see me我坐在这儿,但你看不见我。
kinda invisible, you don't sense my stay我好像隐行人,你没感到我的存在。
not really hiding, not like a shadow我并没有躲避,也不是你的影子。
but sure i wanna join you for one day我一定会让你有同样遭遇的一天。
you seem to wanna hurt me你老是想伤害我。
no matter what i do 无论我做什么。
i'm telling just a couple 我只是在跟一对朋友说话。
but somehow it gets to you 但不知道怎么就变成了跟你。
but i've learned to get revenge但我学会了怎么报复。
and i swear you'll experience that someday我发誓会让你有同样遭遇的一天。
i'm sitting down here but hey, you can't see me我坐在这儿,但你看不见我。
kinda invisible, you don't sense my stay我好像隐行人,你没感到我的存在。
not really hiding, not like a shadow我并没有躲避,也不是你的影子。

You're amazing!

305673517@qq.com(windstream) — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 18:28:35 GMT

　Consider… YOU. In all time before now and in all time to come, there has never been and will never be anyone just like you. You are unique in the entire history and future of the universe. Wow! Stop and think about that. You're better than one in a million, or a billion, or a 1)gazillion…　　
You are the only one like you in a sea of infinity!!!
　　You're amazing! You're awesome! And by the way, TAG, you're it. As amazing and awesome as you already are, you can be even more so. Beautiful young people are the whimsey of nature, but beautiful old people are true works of art. But you don't become "beautiful" just by virtue of the aging process.
　　Real beauty comes from learning, growing, and loving in the ways of life. That is the Art of Life. You can learn slowly, and sometimes painfully, by just waiting for life to happen to you. Or you can choose to accelerate your growth and intentionally devour life and all it offers. You are the artist that paints your future with the brush of today.
　　Paint a Masterpiece.
　　God gives every bird its food, but he doesn't throw it into its nest. Wherever you want to go, whatever you want to do, it's truly up to you.

a glass of milk

305673517@qq.com(windstream) — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:39:20 GMT

One day, a poor boy who was trying to pay his way through school by selling goods door to door found that he only had one dime left. He was hungry so he decided to beg for a meal at the next house.
However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door. Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water. She thought he looked hungry so she brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it slowly, and then asked, “How much do I owe you?”
“You don’t owe me anything,” she replied. “Mother has taught me never to accept pay for a kindness.” He said, “Then I thank you from the bottom of my heart.” As Howard Kelly left that house, he not only felt stronger physically, but it also increased his faith in God and the human race. He was about to give up and quit before this point.
Years later the young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where specialists can be called in to study her rare disease. Dr. Howard Kelly, now famous was called in for the consultation. When he heard the name of the town she came from, a strange light filled his eyes. Immediately, he rose and went down through the hospital hall into her room.
Dressed in his doctor’s gown he went in to see her. He recognized her at once. He went back to the consultation room and determined to do his best to save her life. From that day on, he gave special attention to her case.
After a long struggle, the battle was won. Dr. Kelly requested the business office to pass the final bill to him for approval. He looked at it and then wrote something on the side. The bill was sent to her room. She was afraid to open it because she was positive that it would take the rest of her life to pay it off. Finally she looked, and the note on the side of the bill caught her attention. She read these words...
“Paid in full with a glass of milk.”
　　(Signed) Dr. Howard Kelly
Tears of joy flooded her eyes as she prayed silently: “Thank You, God. Your love has spread through human hearts and hands.”

The Flight of Youth之i am ill

305673517@qq.com(windstream) — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 06:45:45 GMT

This days ,more things has happened.but i just have got a cold.doctor,i am really really ill,you should give me some tablets and some infusions,this time is serious,do more ,more faulse,so i will do nothing this year. and bad moods ...

The Flight of Youth之Waiting Quietly

305673517@qq.com(windstream) — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 01:58:20 GMT

Life has been in the depletion ,
just waiting for sth quietly.
But I do not kown what i am waiting for.
Cold eyes did not see all the fate of the barriers in the doom life .
Faith has been buried for a long time.
Untamed nature has been hesitated in reality incompletely.
so,with the pace of empty feet to measure the significance of survival,
i am lost.
However,memories are always perfect but The reality is cruel.
I began to sink.
buried In the quiet of the beautiful fantasy.
weaving a beautiful dream and then
burdened with the pressure and not want to stop ....

The Flight of Youth之happiness

305673517@qq.com(windstream) — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 14:39:44 GMT

I do not kown why i am a little happy today. not because i heared a little news from her,not because i have a mooncake from the company.a little happiness.like lake,like ...