<![CDATA[寻找四叶草]]> http://530633378.qzone.qq.com Mon, 30 Nov 2009 08:17:34 GMT Qzone zh-cn Copyright (C), 2005-2008, Tencent Tech. Co., Ltd. Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:12:33 GMT <![CDATA[灰度]]> http://530633378.qzone.qq.com/blog/1228468353 ]]> http://530633378.qzone.qq.com/blog/1228468353#comment 134218240 Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:12:33 GMT http://530633378.qzone.qq.com/blog/1228468353 <![CDATA[加油]]> http://530633378.qzone.qq.com/blog/1228059315 ]]> http://530633378.qzone.qq.com/blog/1228059315#comment 134218240 Sun, 30 Nov 2008 15:35:15 GMT http://530633378.qzone.qq.com/blog/1228059315 <![CDATA[活得好无助]]> http://530633378.qzone.qq.com/blog/1227715807
最近能依靠的人似乎都慢慢远离了身边，生活一下子变的很凄苦，不是不能独挡一切，只是希望有人在身边的感觉，有想被呵护的感觉。
现在的生活对于我并没有什么大不了的，一直这么走了过来，有欢笑有痛苦，反正都已经习惯了，只是有时觉得改变或许能给现在的生活增添点色彩。

不想听到吐不完的抱怨，也不想听到反复无常的决定，更不想看到有人因为受了委屈而不顾我的感受随意地耍自己的性子。

何时能渡过这段灰色时光。。。。。。。 ]]> http://530633378.qzone.qq.com/blog/1227715807#comment 134218240 Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:10:07 GMT http://530633378.qzone.qq.com/blog/1227715807 <![CDATA[聆听心跳]]> http://530633378.qzone.qq.com/blog/1208605394 ]]> http://530633378.qzone.qq.com/blog/1208605394#comment 512 Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:43:14 GMT http://530633378.qzone.qq.com/blog/1208605394 <![CDATA[安吉之行]]> http://530633378.qzone.qq.com/blog/1207317755 安吉之行结束了,说不上好玩,但营销的同学们都太会自愉自乐了,大家都很尽兴,大家在玩的过程中增进了互相了解.孩子们都期待下一次秋游(不免让我想到了一个学长也不知道学姐因为要春游和我们微积分老师请假,我们老师来了一句,我总算知道为什么他到大三还在读数学了!)
天时阴时雨,但我们玩兴十足,周边小滩总有我们的人,如果有象我们一样的游客天天去,那里的小贩非高兴死!!地点三个:大竹海,天下银坑(那有一个夜宴拍摄景点),藏龙白瀑.唯一不爽的是我们三顿主餐竟然吃的都是一样的,后来才知道我们住的那家农家乐的老板娘是我们第二天去吃的那家店的老板的妹妹,她特地赶过来给我们烧中饭,不得不怀疑难道那只有这些吃的吗???唯一庆幸的是吃了一次野味,虽然到现在也不知道那到底是什么,只知道是和鹿差不多的一个东东!
划索也就算了,我们的孩子连乘盘山小面包车也兴致超浓,硬要司机漂移!那有一头老黄牛很受照相机的青睐,真受不了,松江到处都是动物,虽然我好象没看见过牛! 对了不得提一下我可怜的睡眠,我们三人睡两人床,我被迫睡当中(其中原由不便说明)结果这两位姐姐在我身体上方打架,本来我睡的就是两条被子的重叠处,每次她们打好,我就没被子了!早上是被冻醒的,被子没了!!!!!!! ]]> http://530633378.qzone.qq.com/blog/1207317755#comment 512 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:02:35 GMT http://530633378.qzone.qq.com/blog/1207317755 <![CDATA[大家都要幸福]]> http://530633378.qzone.qq.com/blog/1203414916
]]> http://530633378.qzone.qq.com/blog/1203414916#comment 512 Tue, 19 Feb 2008 09:55:16 GMT http://530633378.qzone.qq.com/blog/1203414916 <![CDATA[english]]> http://530633378.qzone.qq.com/blog/1201856106
我忘了那人是谁

A society youth writes ironically to the young lady in the case：“Dear Miss Smith， perhaps you remember I proposed to you last night， and I do not now recall whether you said yes，or no．”

“Dear George， I remember I said‘no’ to someone last night， but I had forgotten who it was．”

我忘了那人是谁

一个社交界的青年给一位年轻女士挖苦地写道：“亲爱的史密斯小姐，您也许记得我昨晚向您求婚，但我现在记不起您到底是答应了还是没答应。”

“亲爱的乔治，我记得昨晚是对一个人说了‘不’，但忘了那人是谁。”
2.

父亲的东西

When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tallas his father，so he began to borrow Mr．Howard's clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the evening．

Mr．Howard did not like this， and he always got very angry when he found his son wearing any of his things．

One evening when Tom came downstairs to go out， his father stopped him in the hall． He looked at Tom's clothes very carefully．

Then he said angrily，“Isn't that one of my ties，Tom？”

“Yes，Father，it is，”answered Tom．

“And that shirt's mine too，isn't that one of my ties，Tom？”

“Yes，that's yours too，”answered Tom．

“And you're wearing my belt！” said Mr．Howard．

“Yes， I am， Father，”answered Tom．“You don't want your trousers to fall down， do you？”

父亲的东西

汤姆·霍华德17岁的时候，长得和他父亲一般高了，于是当他想和朋友晚上一起出去时，就开始借穿起霍华德先生的衣服来。

霍华德先生可不喜欢这样，所以，当他发现儿子穿了他的什么衣服时，就总是十分恼火。

一天晚上，正当汤姆走下楼来要出去时，父亲在门厅里拦住了他。他细细地打量着汤姆身上的穿着。

然后他气呼呼地说：“汤姆，那不是我的一条领带吗？”

汤姆回答说：“是的，父亲，是你的领带。”

他的父亲又继续问：“还有那衬衫也是我的，对吧？”

汤姆回答说：“是的，那也是你的。”

霍华德先生说：“还有，你连皮带也是用我的！”

汤姆回答说：“是呀，父亲。你总不希望让你的裤子掉下来吧，是吗？”

　　3.

I Didn't Notice It

Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?

Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn't notice the other.

我没有看到它

母亲：约翰尼，今天早上我在食品橱里放了两块蛋糕，现在只剩下一块了，你说是怎么回事？ 　

约翰尼：哦，我想是因为里面太黑，我没有看见另一块。

　　Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.

　　" What's in your box?" asked the friend.

　　"A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catch them."

　　"But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend.

　　"So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown

　　4. Difference



"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. "When I say, 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon." But the graduate students just write it down."

区 别



“研究生班和本科生很容易就能区别开来，”在洛杉矶加利福利亚州立大学给我们研究生上工程学课的老师如此说。“我说‘下午好’，本科生们回答说‘下午好’。研究生们则把我说的话记在笔记本上。”
4.Charge for Bread and Butter



Some years ago, my dad, an attorney, took me to a fancy restaurant in Now York City. When the bill arrived, there was a $1.50 charge for bread and butter. Dad paid the bill, including the charge for bread and butter. However, the next day, he sent a letter to the resturant stating that the charge was uncalled for. Enclosed in the same envelope was a bill for $500 in legal services.



Someone from the restaurant called immediately and asked, "What is this $500 bill for? We never ordered any legal services."



Dad replied, "I never ordered any bread and butter."



The $1.50 was returned without delay.

面包和黄油费



几年前，我当律师的爸爸带我去纽约的一家高档餐馆。帐单上来时，上面有1.5美元的面包和黄油费。爸爸付了帐，连同面包和黄油的收费一齐付了。但是第二天，他给餐馆寄了一封信，说那项收费是没有道理的。随信还寄上了一张500美元的法律服务机构的收费单。



餐馆马上打来电话，问道：“这500美元的收费单是怎么回事？我们从来没有要什么法律机构的服务。”



爸爸答道，“我也从来没有要什么面包和黄油。”



那1.5美元立即就寄了回来。

5. Sleeping Pills



Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.



Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."



"That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"

安眠药



鲍勃晚上失眠。他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。



星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。他到了办公室，遛达进去，对老板说：“我今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有。”



“好啊!”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了？”
　　 ]]> http://530633378.qzone.qq.com/blog/1201856106#comment 512 Fri, 01 Feb 2008 08:55:06 GMT http://530633378.qzone.qq.com/blog/1201856106 <![CDATA[english]]> http://530633378.qzone.qq.com/blog/1201510387
L: Yingtai ，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.！

Z: I love you, too! Don’t worry. Shanbo I only love you in this wild world. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. Wait for me just for two years.

L: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.

Z: I’ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo

旁白：一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。

L:Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second. Oh my dear. Are you listening to me?

Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo. I’m calling to tell you that I loved you. But I think you’d better find a better girl.

L: What? Pardon?

Z: Because I’ll get married.

L: Married ? to who?

Z: To 英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的Ma Wencai.. He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong. And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body.

L: What are you talking about? You wait and see. I’ll give you some color to see see. I’ll kill you! I will kill you in America!

Z: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha

旁白：祝英台的无端背叛深深伤害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵，他发下毒誓：不杀祝英台誓不为人。于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和ＧＲＥ。当然他没有忘记用老生证可以优惠20块钱。为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台，他每天提醒自己有一个梦想。

　I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed:　We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart. In my heart.

旁白：一年之后，梁山伯也来到了美国，四处寻找祝英台的下落。终于在纽约街头找到他当年的爱人祝英台，而她正和马文才卿卿我我。

L:Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Who am I ? I’m Liang Shanbo. I’m here to kill you.

Z: Liang….shanbo. Oh, Wencai. He is crazy. He will kill me.

M: You! Get out of here.

L: You! Get out of here!

M: 电话来了。Hello, I’m in wuhan. Ok ok I’ll come right now

Z: Please don’t go. Just stay, please. He’ll kill me.

M: I know! But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way..

Z: You told me you were good at 葵花宝典?

M: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花宝典. I’m just good at 新华字典。

Z: Oh,you liar. Just get out of here!! (to Liang Shanbo) Oh,darling, you must kill me?

L: Yes, I have to. Because I hate you more than I can say.

Z: (sing)When we were young, we listened to the MP三, you said you’d love me forever. Don’t kill me,ok? Shanbo. I qiu qiu ni..

L: No door! (sing) Where you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here killing you. I only know I was born to love you or to kill you. Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.

Z: 曾经Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it.If I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you. If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years. That man is you The only man I love in this wild world is you. Only you.(sing)

L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you!!

Z: Please, you know I love you. I love you just like laoshu ai dami. I want to marry you.

L: hehehe Really?

Z: Oh, of course. Please don’t kill me!!!!

L: To kill or not to kill is a question. I don’t know. Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands. Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill?

(to kill)

L: You hear this. I ‘m sorry. But don’t worry , I’ ll go to heaven together with you.

Z: All right kill me, then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden(sing)

(sing)
]]> http://530633378.qzone.qq.com/blog/1201510387#comment 512 Mon, 28 Jan 2008 08:53:07 GMT http://530633378.qzone.qq.com/blog/1201510387 <![CDATA[[转]巧克力的意义]]> http://530633378.qzone.qq.com/blog/1200987010 正如花有花语，巧克力也有自己的爱情物语，送不同的巧克力表示不同的意义：
牛奶巧克力...表示你觉得对方很纯品，很乖巧，是个可爱的小精灵。
黑巧克力...表示你觉得对方有个性，很神秘，深不可测。
果仁巧克力...表示你觉得与对方一起很温馨，很想随时陪伴左右。
白巧克力...表示你觉得对方超凡脱俗，不食人间烟火。
心型巧克力..表示“我心属于你”。
卡通巧克力...表示你很欣赏对方的天真烂漫。
带玩具的巧克力...表示你与对方的关系正介于情人和朋友之间……
常识﹏◇`≈˙巧克力的意义.﹎.|┅┅
白朱古力　　　 →　 浓情
黑朱古力　　 　→ 　同甘共苦
牛奶朱古力　 　→ 　热恋
薄荷朱古力　 　→ 　初恋
酒心朱古力　 　→　 爱上你
榛子全粒朱古力 →　 一心不变
杏仁朱古力　　 →　 一心一意
蜜糖朱古力　　 →　 甜蜜蜜
牛油朱古力　　 →　 极爱你
云呢拿朱古力　 → 　迷恋
花生朱古力　　 →　 友谊永固
咖啡朱古力　　 → 　我爱你
忌薕朱古力　　 → 　很想你
果仁朱古力　　 → 　情心款款
栗子朱古力　　 → 　分手
鍊奶朱古力 　　→　 专一
芝士朱古力　　 → 　友共情
金薄朱古力 　　→　 情比金坚
提子朱古力 　　→ 　追求你
焦糖朱古力　　 → 　勿忘我
合桃朱古力 　　→ 　苦恋,失恋
]]> http://530633378.qzone.qq.com/blog/1200987010#comment 8 Tue, 22 Jan 2008 07:30:10 GMT http://530633378.qzone.qq.com/blog/1200987010 <![CDATA[[转]搞笑。。。。。]]> http://530633378.qzone.qq.com/blog/1200986845
封帐号时——让GM最头疼的ID 【爆笑】
　　1.取名“不认识”
　　举报人:管理员,我举报
　　管理员:谁?
　　举报人:不认识
　　管理员:陷入无语

　　2.取名“请等等”
　　举报人:管理员,我举报
　　管理员:谁?
　　举报人:请等等
　　管理员:好的,快点!
　　一分钟后...
　　管理员:到底是谁?
　　举报人:请等等啊!!!
　　管理员:等你个头啊,滚.....

　　3.取名:“就是我”
　　举报人:我举报!!!
　　管理员:谁?
　　举报人:就是我
　　管理员:很好,成全你..封!
　　举报人:...救命啊.....

　　4.取名:“骗你的”
　　举报人:管理员 我举报
　　管理员:又举报?谁?
　　举报人:骗你的
　　管理员:吃饱了没事干，回家玩去

　　5.取名“嘿嘿嘿嘿”
　　举报人:管理员,有人用外挂,我举报
　　管理员:好的,是谁?
　　举报人:嘿嘿嘿嘿
　　管理员:请问是谁?
　　举报人:嘿嘿嘿嘿
　　管理员:来人啊,拨打神经病医院电话....

　　6.取名“我是你爸”
　　举报人:管理员 有人用外挂
　　管理员:谁?
　　举报人:我是你爸
　　管理员:我是你爷爷!

　　7.取名“不是我”
　　举报人:我举报,有人用外挂
　　管理员:是谁?
　　举报人:不是我
　　管理员:那是谁?
　　举报人:不是我
　　管理员:废话,不是你是谁?
　　举报人：真的,不是我呀
　　管理员:……

　　8.取名“管理员啊”
　　举报人:管理员哥哥,有人用外挂,我举报
　　管理员:好的,是谁?
　　举报人:是管理员啊
　　管理员:谁?你说谁?
　　举报人:管理员啊
　　管理员:我有必要用外挂吗？封你ID

　　9.取名:本人已死
　　举报人:管理员,有人外挂,我举报
　　管理员:我*!小子我被你玩了一天了,在报假案,俺宰了你,快说是谁?
　　举报人:本人已死
　　管理员:死了闹什么闹,活了在来找我.

　　10.取名:“打死我也不说”
　　举报人:管理员我举报
　　管理员:又举报?谁?
　　举报人:打死我也不说
　　管理员:操!吃饱了没事干，我打不死你的，你说不说？

　　11.取名“你去死”
　　举报人:管理员,我举报
　　管理员:谁?
　　举报人:你去死
　　管理员:敢骂我?我封你的号

　　12.取名:先给我发钱
　　举报人:管理员,我举报.
　　管理员:还举报?烦不烦啊?谁?
　　举报人:先给我发钱.
　　管理员:@#%$^*&*(*&+

　　13.取名“忘了叫啥”
　　举报人:管理员.有人用外挂.我举报
　　管理员: 好.告诉我他叫什么?
　　举报人: 忘了叫啥
　　管理员: 晕死.回去想想
　　举报人: 不用想了管理员.我知道的
　　管理员: 知道就说?
　　举报人: 忘了叫啥
　　管理员: 回家睡觉去吧........

　　14.取名:逗你玩
　　举报人:管理员,我举报
　　管理员:谁?
　　举报人:逗你玩"
　　管理员:想玩回家玩去

　　15.取名“不能说”
　　举报人:管理员,我举报
　　管理员:谁?
　　举报人:不能说
　　管理员:别怕,有我给你撑腰,说!
　　举报人:不能说,就是不能说
　　管理员:*,不能说就滚....

　　16.取名:不见了
　　举报人:管理员.我举报
　　管理员:好的.玩家请说
　　举报人:不见了
　　管理员:请把玩家id告诉我
　　举报人:真的不见了
　　管理员:见了再找!!!

　　17.取名:你是谁
　　举报人:报告管理员有外挂
　　线上管理员:谁 ?
　　举报人:你是谁
　　线上管理员:我就是管理员啊,说是谁?
　　举报人:啊,就你是谁啊

　　18.取名:你知道
　　举报人:报告管理员有外挂
　　线上管理员:谁
　　举报人:你知道
　　线上管理员:我知道你还举报?
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