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]]> http://695258496.qzone.qq.com/blog/1251342858#comment 134218305 Thu, 27 Aug 2009 03:14:18 GMT http://695258496.qzone.qq.com/blog/1251342858 http://695258496.qzone.qq.com/blog/1251342162























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]]> http://695258496.qzone.qq.com/blog/1249972977#comment 134218321 Tue, 11 Aug 2009 06:42:57 GMT http://695258496.qzone.qq.com/blog/1249972977 http://695258496.qzone.qq.com/blog/1249972787





















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]]> http://695258496.qzone.qq.com/blog/1249972438#comment 142606928 Tue, 11 Aug 2009 06:33:58 GMT http://695258496.qzone.qq.com/blog/1249972438 http://695258496.qzone.qq.com/blog/1249972228

































]]> http://695258496.qzone.qq.com/blog/1249972228#comment 142606913 Tue, 11 Aug 2009 06:30:28 GMT http://695258496.qzone.qq.com/blog/1249972228 http://695258496.qzone.qq.com/blog/1249970999















































]]> http://695258496.qzone.qq.com/blog/1249970999#comment 142606913 Tue, 11 Aug 2009 06:09:59 GMT http://695258496.qzone.qq.com/blog/1249970999 http://695258496.qzone.qq.com/blog/1249631408 2.你前任结婚了，你愿意参加她婚礼吗？——我只想参加丫的葬礼！
3.半夜遇见劫匪，他说不唱歌不让你走，你会唱什么？——好汉歌。。。
4.说真的，你整过容么？——我肚子是隆的。。。
5.如果情敌掉水里了，你会怎么样？——尿尿。。。
6.你觉得你本人好看，还是照片好看？——关灯好看。。。
7.雀斑，高度近视，大饼脸，象腿，粗腰，让你选一个当老婆，你会选择？——我会选择男人。。。
8.我爸爸突然对我说，我比李嘉诚有钱，你会说？——该吃药了
9.抽烟的男人有味道，还是喝酒的男人有味道？——不洗澡的有。。。
10.13个小朋友分9个橘子，如何分才公平？——掐死四个！
11.每天让你挣扎的事情是什么？——便秘。。。
12.对联：找工作找好工作。 找老公找好老公 横批？——做梦。。。
13.公交车上你睡着了，醒来后想的是什么？——啊。。。我还活着吗？（因为我是司机）
14.现在，眼睛离开电脑屏幕，向右看，看到了什么，告诉我？——我爹的巴掌，***几点了还不睡觉！！！
15.你身上哪些部位被人赞美过？——指甲，小时候门卫赵大妈老夸我，哟，这孩子的指甲长得真像刘德华的 ！！！
16.我酒喝多了突然抓着你的手,然后对你说我喜欢你很久了你怎么办 ——对不起，我已经娶了你女儿了.
17.如果死后，在奈何桥看到孟婆，给你喝孟婆汤，你说什么 ——奶奶个腿！又TMD的掺水了！！！(这个我笑抽了) 18.身上最刻骨铭心的那条伤疤是怎么来的 ——出生的时候那个狠心肠的医生剪的.
19.眼泪要流出来嘚时候不想被别人看见，伱会怎么做？——用手捂着别人的眼睛.
20.你心目中 最想养的宠物是什麽？？？——奥特曼
21.放弃一个人，想忘记，最有效的方法是？——研究奥特曼
22.有人撒你一身油，对你说：别担心，有奥妙全自动，你咋办？——打到他肾亏，对他说“别担心，有六味地黄丸，治肾亏，不含糖。” (这个也很强大)
23.独自走在路上，一位异性跑来问你：这是地球吗？你怎么回答？——如果是美女的话，我会说：“我爱你，火星人” 如果是恐龙的话，我会说：“哪来的，滚回哪儿去”
24.一个人动不动就去星巴客，抱个笔记本一坐一下午，你怎么看？——总比抱笔记本坐永和豆浆强.
25.有人对你说，我家冲马桶都用矿泉水，你怎么回应？——老子尿出来的都是皇家礼炮！
26.你的某个长得还不错的异性朋友半夜给你打电话要和你出去开房ML，你怎么办？——滚蛋！老子是正经人！别他妈勾引我－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－去哪？
27.双胞胎，哥哥叫天龙，弟弟叫啥好？——八部
28.两个女孩都喜欢你，一个漂亮有才华，一个温柔会持家，你选？——先把家里的离了
29.如果非要在（1李宇春2芙蓉姐姐3如花4***）选一个，然后立刻洞房，你选什么——　　选死－－－
30.玩聚会网你偷到的最值钱是什么？——网吧的鼠标．．．
31.显示器画面不停地轻微抖动，有什么办法？----你也不停地抖动，当你的频率和振幅与显示器画面一致时，你就感觉不出来了。 　　
32.巫师为什么要骑扫把不骑板凳呢？-----因为骑扫把比骑板凳帅多了，而且遇到敌人(强大的，自己打不过)就可以伪装成扫地工。 　　
33.市场上有增肥药吗？吃什么东西能胖一点？越简单越好！-----有，只要一会儿就马上变肥。方法是找个马蜂窝，用手伸进去搅拌两下，呵，只要一会儿，保证肥得连老妈都不认识你了。　　
34.宝宝将在2007年2月诞生,爸姓章，妈姓王，请大家起个名，最好是双字名,且是动宾结构的.------章鱼王 ]]> http://695258496.qzone.qq.com/blog/1249631408#comment 142606848 Fri, 07 Aug 2009 07:50:08 GMT http://695258496.qzone.qq.com/blog/1249631408 http://695258496.qzone.qq.com/blog/1249626207
2. 将它乘以 400

3.+1

4. 乘以 5000

5.+ 手机号码的【后】 6 位数字

6.+ 再加一次手机号码【后】 6位

7. 将总数 -5000

8. 最后将屏幕上的数字【 ÷ 】 2

看看是不是你的手机号码~~~？？？ ]]> http://695258496.qzone.qq.com/blog/1249626207#comment 142606848 Fri, 07 Aug 2009 06:23:27 GMT http://695258496.qzone.qq.com/blog/1249626207 http://695258496.qzone.qq.com/blog/1246427616 ]]> http://695258496.qzone.qq.com/blog/1246427616#comment 134222336 Wed, 01 Jul 2009 05:53:36 GMT http://695258496.qzone.qq.com/blog/1246427616