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<title><![CDATA[你抓错了]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[  <span style="font-style:italic"><wbr />   <span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">一群伟大的科学家在天堂里玩捉迷藏，轮到爱因斯坦抓人，他数到100睁开眼睛，看到所有人都藏起来了，只有牛顿还站在那里。爱因斯坦走过去说：“牛顿，我抓到你了。”</span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="font-style:italic"><wbr /><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">牛顿说：“不，你没有抓到我牛顿。”</span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="font-style:italic"><wbr /><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">爱因斯坦说：“你不是牛顿你是谁？”</span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="font-style:italic"><wbr /><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">牛顿说：“你看我脚下是什么？”</span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="font-style:italic"><wbr /><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">爱因斯坦低头看到牛顿站在长为1米的正方形的地板砖上，不解。</span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;"><span style="font-style:italic"><wbr /><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><wbr />牛顿说：“我脚下是一平方米的方块，我站在上面就是牛顿 </span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">/<span style="font-style:italic"><wbr />平方米（牛</span><wbr />/<span style="font-style:italic"><wbr />平方米），所以你抓住的不是牛顿，你抓住的是帕斯卡。”</span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /> <!--v:3.2--> ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[运动会闭幕式之前]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">运动会闭幕式之前</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">我们哭了</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /></span><wbr /> <br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">这时，我在抗台上帮着加油</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">“丽丽，蔡老师来了”</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">刚听见消息的我</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">就已经把加油的心情丢掉了</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">急忙要赶过去看看</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;"></span><wbr /></span><wbr /> <br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">来到教室。。</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">在教室等着老师的同学说    老师在9班</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">哎~</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">之后我进了操场   告诉9班的同学 （其中一个是小学同学）    ：蔡老师回来了</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">她们一听 都兴奋起来   赶紧跑去教室了</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">我看了比赛之后，又跑回教室。。</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">蔡老师已经在和同学聊了</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;"></span><wbr /></span><wbr /> <br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">我总觉得有好多话要说   </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">着急得想见到老师</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">但是见了老师     只在旁边说说笑笑</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;"></span><wbr /></span><wbr /> <br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">聊了一会    老师说</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">“好了，老师要走了”</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;"></span><wbr /></span><wbr /> <br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">顿时，感觉好舍不得</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">真的好舍不得。。</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">在教室门口，看见梦梦哭了。。</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">周围的同学眼角也红了</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;"></span><wbr /></span><wbr /> <br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">接着，我看见一个个同学都哭了</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">同学们都走到教室后门，看着老师</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">我的心也慌了。。</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;"></span><wbr /></span><wbr /> <br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">我回到教室，突然有个男同学说：蔡老师没走</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">我们都堆在教室门口   擦着眼泪</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">这时男同学拿着纸巾递给我们  </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">班长就在我的旁边，我看见她正在擦眼泪</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">班主任也过来劝我们不要哭了</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">但是眼泪   能控制得住么</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;"></span><wbr /></span><wbr /> <br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">歌声响起，要开始闭幕式了</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">班主任让班长带头   </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">他们一个个陆续都出去排队了</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">我要求班主任让我留在教室里</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">班主任答应了</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;"></span><wbr /></span><wbr /> <br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">在教室里的我，把门关了一半</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">坐在门后   不让别人看见</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;"></span><wbr /></span><wbr /> <br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">我只听见一点蔡老师的声音    之后蔡老师的声音就再没听见</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;"></span><wbr /></span><wbr /> <br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;"></span><wbr /></span><wbr /> <br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">真的    真的好舍不得</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">好舍不得...</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">好想哭    好想..</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;"></span><wbr /></span><wbr /> <br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;"></span><wbr /></span><wbr /> <br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;"></span><wbr /></span><wbr /> <br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;"></span><wbr /></span><wbr /> <br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;"></span><wbr /></span><wbr /> <br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;"></span><wbr /></span><wbr /> <br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;"></span><wbr /></span><wbr /> <br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;"></span><wbr /></span><wbr /> <br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">也许有些人会说   太夸张    吧</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">我想应该是你们没有感受过</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> <!--v:3.2--> ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:07:44 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[运动会..]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff99ff;line-height:1.8em;">我班运动会拿了第二名</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff99ff;line-height:1.8em;">虽然没有拿第一名 </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff99ff;line-height:1.8em;">但是我相信我班永远都是第一名！！！</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /></span><wbr /> <br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff99ff;line-height:1.8em;">感觉没有拿第一名都是我害的</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff99ff;line-height:1.8em;">我应该尽力再尽力呀。</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff99ff;line-height:1.8em;">哎~~。。</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><wbr /><span style="color:#ff99ff;line-height:1.8em;"></span><wbr /></span><wbr /> <!--v:3.2--> ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:30:58 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[My  healthy  lifestyle]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[         <span style="color:#ff00ff;line-height:1.8em;">I  think  I'm  pretty  healthy .  I  exercise  every  day , when  I  come   home  from  school .  My</span><wbr /><br><span style="color:#ff00ff;line-height:1.8em;">eating   habits   are  pretty  good .  I drink   milk   every   day . It  is  good  for  my  health .  I  don't  <br><span style="color:#ff00ff;line-height:1.8em;">drink  coffee .  I  try  to   eat   a  lot  of  fruits  and   vegetable . Some  times  I  think   they  are  very </span><wbr /><br><span style="color:#ff00ff;line-height:1.8em;">delicious !  Of  course  ,  I   like   junk  food  ,  too .  But  I  eat  it  about  four  or  five  times  a  year </span><wbr /><br><span style="color:#ff00ff;line-height:1.8em;">My   mother   says   it  is  bad  for  our   health .  So  I  don't   usually   eat   it  .  And   I  sleep  nine  </span><wbr /><br><span style="color:#ff00ff;line-height:1.8em;">hours   every  night .  So   you see , I  look  after  my  health .  I  watch  TV  two  or  three  times   a</span><wbr /><br>week  .   I   surf   the   Internet   three   times  a   week  .  And   do   my   homewoek   every   day  .<br>I   think   I   have   a   healthy   lifestyle .      <br><br></span><wbr /><span style="color:#ff00ff;line-height:1.8em;">.  </span><wbr /> <!--v:3.2--> ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[瑞安国庆]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[        <span style="color:#ff00cc;line-height:1.8em;">国庆那天去了瑞安，哎~好后悔呃。。早路口等车，等了第3次才上了车，几乎每辆车都爆满。。虽然是第3辆，还是被挤到一边去了。。我们先去了鬼屋，在里面呆了半个小时，。。连续不断人都进来玩，路都塞了。。里面的女的 叫得比什么都响，死人了似的。。有那么恐怖么，，超级夸张。。然后去了大润发，呃呃...是一个超市。very 的大，有2层楼。我们买了些东西，朋友又说要去外滩。。便开始出发了。。他们说要走路，顺便在路上玩。。可是走到外滩要走多远啊....无语呃···走了一些路程，又想要乘车了，可是这里又没乘车的地方。。超级无语的...哎~ 。~最后还是坚持坚持再坚持走到外滩了。。这脚啊，哪能坚持得住呀~。。这走的路程都超过那大桥啦！！！..汗...要回去的时候，连车都没有。。一样，每次来车都爆满。。上去都被下来。。我们等了半个小时差不多，还在等，突然看见隔壁邻居的 father ，啊~有救了，他招呼我们上车。。就这样，一天过去了。。呼呼~~~</span><wbr /> <!--v:3.2--> ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[运动会，哎~]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<br>    今年真早，这么早就要开运动会了。这几天训练得快跨了。全身无力。就连笑一下肚子都会痛···那班长还硬拉我去。。脚都快断了。。哎~我想我班是拿不了前几名了。。 <!--v:3.2--> ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 02:58:17 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[新学期]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[      这个学期居然一连换了3个老师。。就可科学老师没换。还是我最怕的。哎~其他老师不换多好。。就两个月。改变的这么多。除了那3个老师，就连体育老师也换了够。。哎~ <!--v:3.2--> ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[飞车]]></title>
<link>http://853016009.qzone.qq.com/blog/1250766624</link>
<description><![CDATA[    <span style="color:#ff0099;line-height:1.8em;">今天和网友一起玩了飞车~~哎~我连输。。自卑啊…</span><wbr /> <!--v:3.2--> ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 11:10:24 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[后悔的我~~]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[      <span style="color:#ff66cc;line-height:1.8em;">今天去梦巴黎（一个理发店）~~重新搞了一下me的发型，哎~，一去就4个钟头了~~我那鸡窝头~~（夸张了点。。）一下子都垂下来了。。。好不习惯~看下那像折了的柳枝<img src="http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e164.gif"><wbr /><img src="http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e164.gif"><wbr />（我的头发）+前面的流海~~我觉得好难看~~和猪头没什么区别（夸张的说法~~），哎~哎~哎~。。。呜呜呜~~~我的头发……我好后悔要去烫直。。。</span><wbr /><span style="color:#000000;line-height:1.8em;"> [img]file:///C:/DOCUME~1/ADMINI~1/LOCALS~1/Temp/M~JCXC1J~}F8$PM4BBBN1QD.gif[/img]  [img]file:///C:/DOCUME~1/ADMINI~1/LOCALS~1/Temp/M~JCXC1J~}F8$PM4BBBN1QD.gif[/img] </span><wbr /><span style="color:#ff66cc;line-height:1.8em;">。。烫直后的我失去了信心……今天晚上朋友好心来叫我下楼玩，我……拒绝了。。今天早上本来就想好要去某个人家里和他一起玩的，看来。。哎~~不去得了。。别人看见还以为是见到鬼了呢。。。<img src="http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e150.gif"><wbr /><img src="http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e150.gif"><wbr />。。还是过几天再说好了。。哎~~<img src="http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e135.gif"><wbr /><img src="http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e135.gif"><wbr />。。</span><wbr /> <!--v:3.2--> ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 10:54:32 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[谁的儿子最伟大（搞笑故事）]]></title>
<link>http://853016009.qzone.qq.com/blog/1250412003</link>
<description><![CDATA[<span style="color:#ff00ff;line-height:1.8em;">四位牧师的母亲聚到一起谈论她们的儿子。“我的儿子是个教士，”第一位母亲自豪地说道，“他进入房间，人们都说，‘您好，阁下’。” </span><wbr /><br><br><span style="color:#ff00ff;line-height:1.8em;"></span><wbr /><br><span style="color:#ff00ff;line-height:1.8em;">第二为母亲说：“我的儿子是位主教。他进入房间，人们都称，‘您好，大人’。” </span><wbr /><br><span style="color:#ff00ff;line-height:1.8em;"></span><wbr /><br><span style="color:#ff00ff;line-height:1.8em;"></span><wbr /><br><span style="color:#ff00ff;line-height:1.8em;">“我的儿子是位红衣主教，”第三位母亲接着说，“他走进房间，人们都说，‘您好，尊敬的主教大人’。” </span><wbr /><br><span style="color:#ff00ff;line-height:1.8em;"></span><wbr /><br><span style="color:#ff00ff;line-height:1.8em;"></span><wbr /><br><span style="color:#ff00ff;line-height:1.8em;">第四位母亲略思片刻。“我的儿子身高六英尺十，体重三百磅，”她说，“他要是走入房间，人们都说‘哦，我的上帝’！” </span><wbr /><br><span style="color:#ff00ff;line-height:1.8em;"></span><wbr /><br><span style="color:#ff00ff;line-height:1.8em;"></span><wbr /><br><span style="color:#ff00ff;line-height:1.8em;">The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. &quot;My son is a monsignor,&quot; said the first proud woman. &quot;When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor'.&quot; </span><wbr /><br><span style="color:#ff00ff;line-height:1.8em;">The second mother went on, &quot;My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Excellency'.&quot; </span><wbr /><br><span style="color:#ff00ff;line-height:1.8em;">&quot;My son is a cardinal.&quot; continued the next one. &quot;When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Eminence'. </span><wbr /><br><span style="color:#ff00ff;line-height:1.8em;">&quot; The fourth mother thought for a moment. &quot;My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds, &quot; she said. &quot;When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God'!&quot;</span><wbr /> <!--v:3.2--> ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 08:40:03 GMT</pubDate>
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