明後兩天￡

30。。。

86997391@qq.com(明後兩天￡) — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 13:47:51 GMT

大学读了一半。。。感觉人生也过了一半似的。。。也就是说差不多要30了。。。对于什么时候已经没有激情了。。。呵呵。。。

很累。。。

over

[转]谁都有脑袋里飘拖鞋的时候~~

86997391@qq.com(明後兩天￡) — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 15:36:16 GMT

洗衣服时想吐痰，旁边是马桶，结果一口痰吐洗衣机里了，于是先用手洗的衣服。。。

有一次坐公交拿了IC卡排队上车，前面一个人是扔硬币的，我大脑短路跟着把IC卡扔进去了。。。。。。。。

有一次肚子饿正在想要吃什么，结果舍友从厕所里出来说好舒服拉了好大一泡粑粑，结果我想着自己几天没拉了，就脑子短路的对她说，哎哟你好爽，我都好久没有吃屎了 ~~~~

早上要戴隐型眼睛,结果把盖打开直接把眼镜倒马桶里,然后镇定的倒入新的护理液, 准备摘眼镜....半天摘不下来

刷牙时溅到衣服, 拿纸擦了一下, 擦完把牙刷给扔到垃圾桶了

有次叫了外卖pizza, 算了算时间坐在门口阶梯等, 跟朋友聊起电话来了, 外卖到了问我, 小姐是你们订的pizza吗? 我说不是. 他说的确是你们这个地址订的, 你肯定吗? 我说肯定. 他又说你们这房子几户人家? 我说都说没有了, 不好意思, 我在讲电话, 你能不能... 然后他很郁闷的回车子里打电话给店里, 我才想起.. 狂追..

我最记得有一次，也是下楼扔垃圾，锁门的时候觉得拿在手上很麻烦，居然鬼使神差的把垃圾袋装进我华丽丽的大包包里了。　　我汗。　　更郁闷的是，　　还一直把它背到公司！！！幸好没什么汤汤水水的东西！！！

有次去KFC，进门之前边走边把钱和优惠券拿在手里，当时手里还有张纸巾，手里拿了三样东西觉得碍事，打算把纸巾丢掉，随手把什么东西丢垃圾筒里了，准备进KFC门的时候发现手里握着优惠券和纸巾，百元大钞不见了，扭头奔回垃圾筒伸手从垃圾筒里把钱拣回来了。幸亏那垃圾筒就在门口。

有一次发高烧，早上不得不起来洗漱去上班，本来打算挤牙膏的，结果拿起洗面奶就挤在了牙刷上，一遍刷还一边想：今天牙膏的味道有点奇怪。

曾经邻居忘了带钥匙，从我家阳台翻过去，在屋里找到钥匙后，又HLL地翻回来，再淡定地打开自家房门。更令人纠结的是，我自始至终在阳台接应着，未觉有不妥之处。唉，我俩的脑袋肯定被同一个门缝挤过。

我昨天觉得浴缸上有水垢，就拿威猛先生刷浴缸，刷完随手就放到浴缸的台子上了。等晚上洗澡的时候抓起威猛先生就往身上倒，边倒还边想，这沐浴露怎么这么稀呢，谁兑水了啊。。回过神来猛拿水冲啊。不知道是不是我皮厚，居然到今天还没掉皮

小时候有次边写作业边吃糖，哗啦把糖豆都堆在边上，看也不看就往嘴里扔。后来吃一颗的时候觉得没什么味道，当时也没在意。等到写错字的时候找不到橡皮，这才想起来刚才嚼的那个没味道的'糖'是橡皮擦。

这个我同事干过，说是早上左手一个塑料袋里面满满是零食，右手一个塑料袋是垃圾，早上打开垃圾箱"梆"一下扔了个袋子。然后提着另一个施施然到了公司，中午饿了要吃零食的时候打开柜子才发现里面是一袋垃圾。

坐地铁进闸，拿手机在闸上狂刷，还一直和后面等我的人说怎么刷不出来呢，机器坏了吧。。。汗。。。

某日发现手机不见了，翻遍包包以及屋中各个角落，未果。遂郁闷跌坐地上，从口袋掏出手机，给大家群发短信：我手机丢了。。。。。。。

显示器待机，去晃鼠标，结果还是待机，使劲晃了半天，发现自己晃的是手机......

骑车去买东西，到商店车没锁就进商店了。买完东西出来，把车锁上，骑车准备走。。。

小时候喜欢咬钢笔头，有天咬着觉得不对劲，特别咸，然后发现吸了一嘴墨水

有次削完苹果，长长的批没有断，非常得意，顺手把苹果扔到垃圾桶里，拿着皮就往嘴里送！

炒鸡蛋西红柿的时候拿着煮熟的鸡蛋在碗边磕了好久都不烂，还对老婆说鸡蛋坏了。　　

上次感冒打针，护士让脱裤子结果差点脱到底～　　　　

公司里有次犯晕了，想去上厕所的，不知不觉走到到纯净水的机器面前，看着大半桶的水，居然也没反应过来，"兹"的一声把裤裆拉链拉开...忽然间冥冥中猛的反应过来，"兹"的一声又把拉链拉上，什么都没发生似的回座位。还好旁边没人。后来想想，估计那阵子是工作太忙了。。。　　　　

野炊时摸出烟盒中最后一支烟点上，直接把zippo丢大火堆里把烟盒放回包里，仍旧烤肉，后炸出一堆火花烫坏2人衣服还毁了2碗饺子　　

拿着手机当火机点烟、拿着手机当电视遥控器一顿按。

炒菜的时候电话响了;接完电话直接把电话放菜盆里面;结果和菜一起到锅里了;然后看着锅里的手机楞了半天才赶忙拿出来;还好当时炒的是莴笋;要是麻婆豆腐;就完了

大学的时候和室友一起回家，进门后一起换衣服，突然看到一只小强，她就上去pia 了，然后拿着小强的尸体就来吓唬我，我很怕虫子，一紧张开门就跑出去了，她很兴奋地继续追我。。。都到电梯口了，才"醒悟"过来，发现我只穿了内衣，她。。。。。只穿了小裤裤。。。。幸好楼道里没有人。。。。

一路撑着一大伞到公司进大堂的时候还很绅士的和门卫点了一下头又走了十几步才发现自己还举着伞明显感到背后迷惑的目光幸亏来的早人少不然就是大笑话了　　　　

有一次吃饭前去卫生间洗手一看见镜子大脑突然短路很熟练的拿杯子牙刷哼着小曲刷了个牙出来了

第一天上班，有人电话找经理（女的），把电话给经理顺便说了声，妈有人找你，接电话。

有一次上PHOTOSHOP课，我一边给男朋友发信息，一边很勇敢的大声对老师喊："老公！我的电脑没连上！"闹嚷嚷的教室瞬间安静了。5秒之后全体爆笑。老师是个50多岁的小老头。

最后是我的真人真事：
在我们北方冬天的时候都升暖气，然后大家都习惯晚上睡觉前将鞋垫放在暖气片上，第二天穿会比较舒服，然后某日和朋友去澡堂洗澡，在门口换鞋子的时候，脱掉鞋子顺手把鞋垫也拿了出来，然后愣愣的站在那里不知道自己做什么，朋友狂晕！

Mr. Lonely

86997391@qq.com(明後兩天￡) — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 08:08:39 GMT

新朗尼先生传（港譯：孤男寡女）

mr lonely 只会唱情歌
不喝忘情水
他早就忘記了爱情是什么
四周播种靠酒精灌溉
来的注定要离开省了对白
有时候他想找个借口
说服自己交个女朋友
不是唱k唱完高潮以后
马上唱下一首
ez com ez go
只需要一个按钮cancal
就象个RPG他总在扮演不同角色
学习交往的时候他总是翘课
他的弟弟说不是因为好色
来者不拒各取所需的人比较好客

Lonely,im so lonely
Whish I have someone to call on the phone
Lonely,im mr.lonely
whish someone to feel my heart

她们总说他坏坏的笑很迷人
可是他的心却从来不曾敞开大门
mr lonely 又叫郎尼先生
身边很多女人心里却是个光棍
他害怕被忽视即使他so shine
他平时so kind甩女生的时候也够坏
他从来不相信感情有因果轮回
因为从来没有女生泼他冷水
上帝给他的多得让人嫉妒
可他只想要个女孩可以让他记住
他從不情愿做感情上的loser
更不可能告诉对方是他输了

Lonely,im mr.lonely
Whish I have someone to call on the phone
I have nobody for my own

不记得honey们的名字给他们编了号
排满日程表工作汇报也乱了套
感情变了调先不着急逃跑
新快餐送到需要时间烹调好
朗尼先生很傻很天真
在寻找这城市不同的气温
在不同的角落里埋下新的孤独
身边只有按不停的遥控器没有人诉苦
一种危险的味道让女生投怀送抱
却找不到一个安心的依靠
各种厌烦的借口简单的说算了
习惯了
新衣服迟早都要换的
有人说他开放有人说他健忘
还人说他其实也蛮善良
不是冷血是因为实在太多情
到处留情结果忘了留给自己
狂欢之后的房间总得自己打扫
就象在心里挂了牌子寫著请勿打扰
让我想起了他每次不变的自我介绍
哈楼你可以叫我MR.Lonely

Lonely,im Mr. lonely
Whish I have someone to call on the phone
To call on the phone
whish i have someone to feel my heart
to feel my heart

BYE BYE

86997391@qq.com(明後兩天￡) — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:13:03 GMT

This is for my peoples
Who just lost somebody
Ya best friend ya baby
Ya man or ya lady
Put ya hand way up high
We will never say bye
Mamas daddys sisters brothers
Friends and cousins
This is for my peoples
Who lost their grandmothers
Lift ya head to the sky
Cause we will never say bye

As a child there were them times
I didn't get it but you kept me in line
I didn't know why you didn't show up sometimes
On Sunday mornings and I missed you
But I'm glad we talked through
All them grown folk things
Separation brings
You never let me know it
You never let it show because
You loved me and obviously
There's so much more left to say
If you were with me today
Face to face

Never knew I could hurt like this
And everyday life goes on I
Wish I could talk to you for a while
Miss you but I try not to cry
As time goes by

And it's true that you've
Reached a better place
Still I'd give the world
To see your face (bye)
And be right here next to you (bye)
But it's like you're gone too soon (bye)
Now the hardest thing to do
Is say bye bye

Bye bye bye bye bye bye
Bye bye bye bye bye bye
Bye bye bye bye bye bye
Bye bye

And you never got a chance
To see how good I done
And you never got to see me
Back at number one
I wish that you were here
To celebrate together
I wish that we could spend
The holidays together
I remember when you used to
Tuck me in at night
With the teddy bear you gave me
That I held so tight
I thought you were so strong
You'd make it through whatever
It's so hard to accept the fact
You're gone forever

I never knew I could hurt like this
And everyday life goes on I
Wish I could talk to you for a while
Miss you but I try not to cry
As time goes by

And it's true that you've
Reached a better place
Still I'd give the world
To see your face
And be right here next to you
But it's like you're gone too soon
Now the hardest thing to do
Is say bye bye

Bye bye bye bye bye bye
Bye bye bye bye bye bye
Bye bye bye bye bye bye
Bye bye

This is for my peoples
Who just lost somebody
Ya best friend ya baby
Ya man or ya lady
Put ya hand way up high
We will never say bye
Mamas daddys sisters brothers
Friends and cousins

This is for my peoples
Who lost their grandmothers
Lift ya head to the sky
Cause we will never say bye
Never knew I could hurt like this
And everyday life goes on I
Wish I could talk to you for a while
Miss you but I try not to cry
As time goes by
And it's true that you've
Reached a better place
Still I'd give the world
To see your face (bye)
And be right here next to you (bye)
But it's like you're gone too soon (bye)
Now the hardest thing to do
Is say bye bye

一直很安静

86997391@qq.com(明後兩天￡) — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:07:08 GMT

空档的借机想找个人放感情
作这种决定是寂寞与我归离
我们的爱情像你路过的风景
一直在惊喜脚步却从来不会为我而停

给你的爱一直很安静
来交换你无谓给的关心
明明是三个人的天意
我却始终不能留心你

你说爱像云要自在飘浮才美丽
我终于相信分手的理由有时候很动听

给你的爱一直很安静
来交换你无谓给的关心
明明是三个人的天意
我却始终不能留心你

给你的爱一直很安静
我从一开始就下定决心
以为自己要的是自己
却发现爱一定要有回应

给你的爱一直很安静
来交换你无谓给的关心
明明是三个人的天意
我却始终不能留心你

给你的爱一直很安静
除了泪在我的脸上任性
原来缘分是用来说明
你突然不爱我这件事情

YOU WERE MY EVERYTHING

86997391@qq.com(明後兩天￡) — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:24:05 GMT

This goes out to someone that was
Once the most important person in my life
I didn’t realize it at the time
I can’t forgive myself for the way I treated you so
I don’t really expect you to either
It’s just... I don’t even know
Just listen…

You’re the one that I like, the one that I need
The one that I gotta have just to succeed
When I first saw you, I knew it was real
I’m sorry about the pain I made you feel
That wasn’t me; let me show you the way
I looked for the sun, but it’s raining today
I remember when I first looked into your eyes
It was like God was there, heaven in the skies
I wore a disguise 'cause I didn’t want to get hurt
But I didn’t know I made everything worse
You told me we were crazy in love
But you didn’t care when push came to shove
If you loved me as much as you said you did
Then you wouldn’t have hurt me like I ain’t shit
Now you pushed me away like you never even knew me
I loved you with my heart, really and trul
I guess you forgot about the times that we shared
When I would run my fingers through your hair
Late nights, just holding you in my arms
I don’t know how I could do you so wrong
I really wanna show you I really need to hold you
I really wanna know you like no one could else know you
you are number one, always in my heart
And now I can’t believe that our love is torn apart

I need you and
I miss you and
I want you and
I love you ‘cause
I wanna hold you,
I wanna kiss you
You were my everything
And I really miss you

I need you and
I miss you and
I want you and
I love you ‘cause
I wanna hold you,
I wanna kiss you
You were my everything
And I really miss you

I knew you gonna sit and play this with your new man
And then sit and laugh as you’re holding his hand
The thought of that just shatters my heart
It breaks in my soul and it tears me apart
At times we was off I was scared to show you
Now I wanna hold you until I can’t hold you
Without you, everything seems strange
Your name is forever planted in my brain
Damn it, I’m insane,
Take away the pain
Take away the hurt
Baby, we can make it work
What about when you
Looked into my eyes
Told me you loved me
As you would hugged me
I guess everything you said was a lie
I think about it, it brings tears to my eyes
Now I’m not even a thought in your mind
I can see clearly, my love is not blind

I need you and
I miss you and
I want you and
I love you ‘cause
I wanna hold you,
I wanna kiss you
You were my everything
And I really miss you

I need you and
I miss you and
I want you and
I love you ‘cause
I wanna hold you,
I wanna kiss you
You were my everything
And I really miss you

I just wish everything could have turned out differently
I had a special feeling about you
I thought maybe you did too
You would understand, but…
No matter what, you’ll always be in my heart
You’ll always be my baby

Our first day, it seemed so magical
I remember all the time that I had with you
Remember when you first came to my house?
You looked like an angel wearing that blouse
We hit it off, I knew it was real
But now I can’t take all the pain that I feel
Reach in your heart, I know I’m still there
I don’t wanna hear that you no longer care
Remember the times? Remember when we kissed?
I didn’t think you would ever do me like this
I didn’t think you’d wanna see me depressed
I thought you’d be there for me, this I confess
You said you were my best friend, was that a lie?
Now I’m nothing to you, you’re with another guy
I tried, I tried, I tried, and I’m trying
Now on the inside it feels like I’m dying

I need you and
I miss you and
I want you and
I love you ‘cause
I wanna hold you,
I wanna kiss you
You were my everything
And I really miss you

I need you and
I miss you and
I want you and
I love you ‘cause
I wanna hold you,
I wanna kiss you
You were my everything
And I really miss you

And I do miss you
I just thought we were meant to be
I guess now, we’ll never know
The only thing I want is for you to be happy
Whether it be with me, or without me
I just want you to be happy

[转]执着

86997391@qq.com(明後兩天￡) — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 14:11:22 GMT

基米新做<夫妻>
他是个哑巴，虽然能听懂别人的话，却说不出自己的感受。
她是他的邻居，一个和外婆相依为命的女孩。
她一直喊他哥哥。他真象个哥哥，带她上学，伴她玩耍，含笑听她唧唧喳喳讲话。他只用手势和她交谈，可能她能读懂他的每一个眼神。从哥哥注视她的目光里，她知道他有多么喜欢自己。
后来，她终于考上了大学，非常开心。
他便开始拼命挣钱，然后源源不断地寄给她。她从来没有拒绝。
终于，她毕业了，参加了工作。然后，她坚定地对他说：“哥哥，我要嫁给你！”

他象只受惊的兔子逃掉了，再也不肯见她，无论她怎样哀求。
她这样说：“你以为我同情你吗？想报答你吗？不是，我12岁我就爱上你了。”可是，她得不到他的回答。 >
有一天，她突然住进了医院。他吓坏了，跑去看他。医生说，她喉咙里长了一个瘤，虽然切除了，却破坏了声带，可能再也讲不了话了。病床上，她泪眼婆娑的注视着他。

于是，他们结婚了。很多年，没有人听他们讲过一句话。他们用手，用笔，用眼神交谈，分享喜悦和悲伤。他们成了相恋男女羡慕的对象。人们说，那一对多么幸福的哑夫妻啊。　　
爱情阻挡不了死神的降临，他撇下她一个人先走了。人们怕她经受不住失去爱侣的打击来安慰她。

她收回注视他遗像的呆痴目光，突然开口说：“他还是走了。”
谎言已揭穿了……

人们惊讶之余，都感叹不已，这是一份多么执着的、深厚的、像童话一样的爱呀！从此，她不再讲话，不久也离开了人世。 >
相恋中的男女仍会拿他们当作谈论的话题，他们常说，你听过那对哑夫妻的故事吗？默默爱你，直到永远……

Simple Plan - I Can Wait Forever

86997391@qq.com(明後兩天￡) — Wed, 28 May 2008 12:14:22 GMT

You look so beautiful today
When you're sitting there it's hard for me to look away
So I try to find the words that I could say
I know distance doesn't matter but you feel so far away
And I can't lie, every time I leave my heart turns gray
And I wanna come back home to see your face
And I.Cuz I just can't take it
Another day without you with me
It's like a blade that cuts right through me
And I can wait.I can wait forever
When you call my heart stops beating
When you're gone, it won't stop bleeding
I can wait.I can wait forever
You look so beautiful today
It's like every time I turn around, I see your face
The thing I miss the most is, waking up next to you
When I look into your eyes, man I wish that I could stay
And I can't lie, every time I leave my heart turns gray
And I wanna come back home to see your face
And I.Cuz I just can't take it
Another day without you with me
It's like a blade that cuts right through me
And I can wait.I can wait forever (I can wait forever)
When you call my heart stops beating
When you're gone it wont stop bleeding
I can wait.I can wait,I can wait forever(I can wait, I can waaiit)
I know it feels like forever
I guess it's just the price I gotta pay
When I come back home
To feel your touch, Makes it better
Until that day there's nothing else I can do
And I just can't take it!
Another day without you with me
It's like a blade that cuts right through me
And I can wait.I can wait,I can wait forever
When you call my heart stops beating
When you're gone it won't stop bleeding
I can wait.I can wait,I can wait forever

我有的YUI的碟。。。很多哦！！

86997391@qq.com(明後兩天￡) — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 19:03:07 GMT

某宝送我的YUI巧克力!!!自己做的啊!!哈哈

86997391@qq.com(明後兩天￡) — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 19:00:52 GMT

哈哈哈...你们嫉妒吧嫉妒吧...哈哈...疯了...>。<