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by 奥巴马

875521124@qq.com(—) — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:00:43 GMT

If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible; who still wonders if the dream of our founders is a live in our time; who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer.
It’s the answer told by lines that stretched around schools and churches in numbers this nation has never seen; by people who waited three hours and four hours, many for the very first time in their lives, because they believed that this time must be different; that their voice could be that difference.
It’s the answer spoken by young and old, rich and poor, Democrat and Republican, black, white, Latino, Asian, Native American, gay, straight, disabled and not disabled %26ndash; Americans who sent a message to the world that we have never been a collection of Red States and Blue States: we are, and always will be, the United States of America.
It’s the answer that led those who have been told for so long by so many to be cynical, and fearful, and doubtful of what we can achieve to put their hands on the arc of history and bend it once more toward the hope of a better day.
It’s been a long time coming, but tonight, because of what we did on this day, in this election, at this defining moment, change has come to America.
I just received a very gracious call from Senator McCain. He fought long and hard in this campaign, and he’s fought even longer and harder for the country he loves. He has endured sacrifices for America that most of us cannot begin to imagine, and we are better off for the service rendered by this brave and selfless leader. I congratulate him and Governor Palin for all they have achieved, and I look forward to working with them to renew this nation’s promise in the months ahead.
I want to thank my partner in this journey, a man who campaigned from his heart and spoke for the men and women he grew up with on the streets of Scranton and rode with on that train home to Delaware, the Vice President-elect of the United States, Joe Biden.
I would not be standing here tonight without the unyielding support of my best friend for the last sixteen years, the rock of our family and the love of my life, our nation’s next First Lady, Michelle Obama. Sasha and Malia, I love you both so much, and you have earned the new puppy that’s coming with us to the White House. And while she’s no longer with us, I know my grandm other is watching, along with the family that made me who I am. I miss them tonight, and know that my debt to them is beyond measure.
To my campaign manager David Plouffe, my chief strategist David Axelrod, and the best campaign team ever assembled in the history of politics %26ndash; you made this happen, and I am forever grateful for what you’ve sacrificed to get it done.
But above all, I will never forget who this victory truly belongs to %26ndash; it belongs to you.
I was never the likeliest candidate for this office. We didn’t start with much money or many endorsements. Our campaign was not hatched in the halls of Washington %26ndash; it began in the backyards of Des Moines and the living rooms of Concord and the front porches of Charleston.
It was built by working men and women who dug into what little savings they had to give five dollars and ten dollars and twenty dollars to this cause. It grew strength from the young people who rejected the myth of their generation’s apathy; who left their homes and their families for jobs that offered little pay and less sleep; from the not-so-young people who braved the bitter cold and scorching heat to knock on the doors of perfect strangers; from the millions of Americans who volunteered, and organized, and proved that more than two centuries later, a government of the people, by the people and for the people has not perished from this Earth. This is your victory.
I know you didn’t do this just to win an election and I know you didn’t do it for me. You did it because you understand the enormity of the task that lies ahead. For even as we celebrate tonight, we know the challenges that tomorrow will bring are the greatest of our lifetime %26ndash; two wars, a planet in peril, the worst financial crisis in a century. Even as we stand here tonight, we know there are brave Americans waking up in the deserts of Iraq and the mountains of Afghanistan to risk their lives for us. There are mothers and fathers who will lie awake after their children fall asleep and wonder how they’ll make the mortgage, or pay their doctor’s bills, or save enough for college. There is new energy to harness and new jobs to be created; new schools to build and threats to meet and alliances to repair.
The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep. We may not get there in one year or even one term, but America %26ndash; I have never been more hopeful than I am tonight that we will get there. I promise you %26ndash; we as a people will get there.
There will be setbacks and false starts. There are many who won’t agree with every decision or policy I make as President, and we know that government can’t solve every problem. But I will always be honest with you about the challenges we face. I will listen to you, especially when we disagree. And above all, I will ask you join in the work of remaking this nation the only way it’s been done in America for two-hundred and twenty-one years %26ndash; block by block, brick by brick, calloused hand by calloused hand.
What began twenty-one months ago in the depths of winter must not end on this autumn night. This victory alone is not the change we seek %26ndash; it is only the chance for us to make that change. And that cannot happen if we go back to the way things were. It cannot happen without you.
So let us summon a new spirit of patriotism; of service and responsibility where each of us resolves to pitch in and work harder and look after not onlyourselves, but each other. Let us remember that if this financial crisis taught us anything, it’s that we cannot have a thriving Wall Street while Main Street suffers %26ndash; in this country, we rise or fall as one nation; as one p
eople.
Let us resist the temptation to fall back on the same partisanship and pettiness and immaturity that has poisoned our politics for so long. Let us remember that it was a man from this state who first carried the banner of the Republican Party to the White House %26ndash; a party founded on the values of self-reliance, individual liberty, and national unity. Those are values we all share, and while the Democratic Party has won a great victory tonight, we do so with a measure of humility and determination to heal the divides that have held back our progress. As Lincoln said to a nation far more divided than ours, “We are not enemies, but friends…though passion may have strained it must not break our bonds of affection.” And to those Americans whose supportI have yet to earn %26ndash; I may not have won your vote, but I hear your voices,I need your help, and I will be your President too.
And to all those watching tonight from beyond our shores, from parliaments and palaces to those who are huddled around radios in the forgotten corners of our world %26ndash; our stories are singular, but our destiny is shared, and a new dawn of American leadership is at hand. To those who would tear this world down %26ndash; we will defeat you. To those who seek peace and security %26ndash; we support you. And to all those who have wondered if America’s beacon still burns as bright %26ndash; tonight we proved once more that the true strength of our nation comes not from our the might of our arms or the scale of our wealth, but from the enduring power of our ideals: democracy, liberty, opportunity, and unyielding hope.
For that is the true genius of America %26ndash; that America can change. Our union can be perfected. And what we have already achieved gives us hope for what we can and must achieve tomorrow.
This election had many firsts and many stories that will be told for generations. But one that’s on my mind tonight is about a woman who cast her ballot in Atlanta. She’s a lot like the millions of others who stood in line to make their voice heard in this election except for one thing %26ndash; Ann Nixon Cooper is 106 years old.
She was born just a generation past slavery; a time when there were no cars on the road or planes in the sky; when someone like her couldn’t vote for two reasons %26ndash; because she was a woman and because of the color of her skin.
And tonight, I think about all that she’s seen throughout her century in America %26ndash; the heartache and the hope; the struggle and the progress; the times we were told that we can’t, and the people who pressed on with that American creed: Yes we can.At a time when women’s voices were silenced and theirhopes dismissed, she lived to see them stand up and speak out and reach forthe ballot. Yes we can.
When there was despair in the dust bowl and depression across the land, she saw a nation conquer fear itself with a New Deal, new jobs and a new sense of common purpose. Yes we can.
When the bombs fell on our harbor and tyranny threatened the world, she was there to witness a generation rise to greatness and a democracy was saved. Yes we can.
She was there for the buses in Montgomery, the hoses in Birmingham, a bridge in Selma, and a preacher from Atlanta who told a people that “We Shall Overcome.” Yes we can.
A man touched down on the moon, a wall came down in Berlin, a world was connected by our own science and imagination. And this year, in this election, she touched her finger to a screen, and cast her vote, because after 106 years in America, through the best of times and the darkest of hours, she knows how America can change. Yes we can.
America, we have come so far. We have seen so much. But there is so much more to do. So tonight, let us ask ourselves %26ndash; if our children should live to see the next century; if my daughters should be so lucky to live as long as Ann Nixon Cooper, what change will they see? What progress will we have made?
This is our chance to answer that call. This is our moment. This is our time%26ndash; to put our people back to work and open doors of opportunity for our kids; to restore prosperity and promote the cause of peace; to reclaim the American Dream and reaffirm that fundamental truth %26ndash; that out of many, we are one; that while we breathe, we hope, and where we are met with cynicism, and doubt, and those who tell us that we can’t, we will respond with that timeless creed that sums up the spirit of a people:
Yes We Can. Thank you, God bless you, and may God Bless the United States of America.
如果有人在那里谁仍然怀疑美国是一个地方一切事情都是可能的，谁仍然怀疑，如果我们的创始人的梦想，是我们生活的时代，谁还有问题我们的民主的力量，今晚是你的答案。
它的回答，大约学校和这个国家从来没有见过号码告诉教会的拉伸线;人们谁足足等了三个小时，四个小时，为他们生活中的许多第一次，因为他们相信，这一次必须是不同的;他们的声音可能是不同。
这是讲答案年轻人和老年人，富国和穷国，民主党和共和党，黑，白，拉丁美洲，亚洲，美洲土著人，同性恋者，异性恋，残疾人而不是残疾％26ndash，美国人谁发出一个信息，我们从来就不是一个国家的红色和蓝色的国家收集的世界：我们的，而且将永远是，美利坚合众国。
它的答案，导致那些谁被这么这么多的冷嘲热讽长说，和恐惧，以及我们所能做把历史的弧他们的手和弯曲再次朝着更美好的希望怀疑白天。
它已经等了很久了，但是今晚，因为我们在这一天一样，在这次选举在这个决定性的时刻，变化来美国。
我刚刚收到了参议员麦凯恩要求非常亲切。他长期战斗在这一运动努力，因为他的时间更长，更难国家给他的爱战斗。他对美国遭受的牺牲，我们大多数人无法想象开始，我们更好地为这个勇敢和无私的领导者提供的服务了。我祝贺他们取得了所有他和州长佩林，我期待着与他们合作，重申这个国家在未来数月的承诺。
我要感谢我在这个征途上，一谁竞选从他的心和男人和女人，他长大的斯克兰顿的街头，骑人与合作伙伴以在该列车特拉华州的家，副总统的选举美国，拜登。
我不会站在这里今晚没有我最好的朋友在过去16年不屈不挠的支持下，我们家岩和我的生命，我们国家的未来第一夫人，米歇尔奥巴马的爱。萨莎和玛丽亚，我爱你都这么多，你赢得了新的小狗，与我们来到白宫。虽然她已经离开了我们，我知道我grandm其他都在注视着，随着家庭，使我我是谁。我想念他们今晚，知道我欠他们的无可估量的。
为了我的竞选经理戴维劳夫，我的首席策略师大卫阿克塞尔罗德，最好的竞选团队都聚集在政治历史％26ndash，做这种情况发生，我永远为你所得到感谢牺牲它这样做。
但最重要的，我永远不会忘记这场胜利谁真正属于自己的％26ndash，它属于你。
我从来没有对这个职位有可能的候选人。我们没有钱开始或许多批注。我们的运动并没有策划在华盛顿％26ndash大厅，它的得梅因的后院开始，协和的起居室和查尔斯顿的屋前的门廊。
该工厂工作的男性和女性谁把微薄积蓄他们不得不5美元和10美元和20美元，这一事业挖。它从该谁拒绝了他们这一代人的冷漠神话青年人的力量，谁离开自己的家园和他们的家人为此支付提供什么，少睡觉的工作，他们从没有那么谁的年轻人冒着严寒和酷暑的对陌生人的敲门，证明从美国的数百万谁主动，组织，以及两个多世纪之后，一个人民的政府，人民和人民并没有从这个地球上丧生。这是你们的胜利。
我知道你不这样做只是为了赢得选举，我知道你没有为我做了。你们这样做是因为你明白摆在面前的任务艰巨。因为即使在我们庆祝今晚，我们知道明天的挑战将是我们一生％26ndash最大，两次战争，一次充满危险的星球，是一个世纪以来最严重的金融危机。即使在我们今晚站在这里，我们知道有勇敢的美国人在伊拉克醒来的沙漠和阿富汗的崇山峻岭风险为我们自己的生活。还有谁的母亲和父亲醒来后，主要在于他们的孩子睡着了，不知他们会怎样做抵押，或支付医生的账单，或储存足够学院。有新能源利用和新的就业机会创造，新的学校建设和威胁，以满足和联盟来修复。
前面的道路是漫长的。我们将急剧上升。我们可能无法到达那里，在1年甚至一个任期，但美国％26ndash，我从来没有比我更希望我今晚，我们将到达那里。我向你保证％26ndash，我们作为一个人那里。
将有挫折和错误的开始。有很多谁也不会同意任何决定或政策，我作为总统作出的，我们知道，政府不可能解决所有问题。但我会永远是诚实与您对我们面临的挑战。我会听你的，特别是当我们不同意。最重要的是，我会请你加入的一砖改造这个国家的唯一途径是在美国做了两个100和块砖二十一年％26ndash;阻止长满老茧的手，长满老茧的手工作。
最开始的冬季深处二十一个月年底前不能在这个秋天的夜晚。这一胜利，本身并不是我们所寻求的改变％26ndash，只是对我们有机会作出这样的改变。而这不可能发生，如果我们回到这样的。它不能没有你发生。
因此，让我们拿出新的爱国主义精神，服务和责任在我们每个人都决心全情投入，将工作做得更好，不onlyourselves后看，但对方。让我们记住，如果这次金融危机告诉我们，那就是我们不能有一个蓬勃发展的同时，华尔街遭受大街％26ndash，在这个国家，我们的兴衰，作为一个国家，作为一个p
是人。
让我们抵制诱惑，适逢在同一党派和偏狭和不成熟已经毒害了这么久我们的政治回来。让我们记住，这是由这个国家的人谁首先进行的共和党党的旗帜在白宫％26ndash的党的自我价值观的自力更生创办，个人自由和民族团结。这些都是我们共同的价值观，虽然民主党取得了伟大胜利，今晚，我们以高度的谦逊和决心弥合分歧已经阻碍我们进步的措施等。正如林肯说远远超过我们分裂的国家，“我们不是敌人，而是朋友...虽然可能有紧张的热情绝不能破坏我们的感情纽带。”而对于美国人的supportI尚未赚取％26ndash，我可能没有赢得你的投票，但我听到你们的声音，我需要你们的帮助，我将是你的总统了。
和所有收看今晚超出了我们的海岸，从议会和宫殿谁是那些挤在我们周围的世界％26ndash被遗忘的角落无线电;我们的故事是独特的，但我们的命运是共同的，以及美国领导的新曙光就在眼前。对于那些谁将会撕裂下来％26ndash的世界，我们将你打败。对于那些谁寻求和平与安全％26ndash，我们支持你。和所有谁在想，如果美国仍是光明的灯塔％26ndash烧伤;今晚，我们再次证明了我们民族的真正的力量不是来自我们对我们的手臂或我们的财富规模可能，但是从持久动力我们的理想：民主，自由，机会和不屈不挠的希望。
因为这是美利坚％26ndash真正的天才，是美国可以改变。我们的工会，可以完善。而我们已经取得使我们的希望，我们能够而且必须实现的明天。
这次选举有许多首创，很多故事，将世世代代说。但是，一个在我脑海中的一个女人今晚是谁，她在亚特兰大投选票。她是谁像其他人在排队等候，使他们的声音在这除了一件事％26ndash选举听到很多百万;安尼克松库珀是106岁。
她出生的一代刚刚过去的奴隶，一个当时有在旅途中或飞机在天空中没有汽车，当她一样的人不能投票，原因有二％26ndash，因为她是女性，因为颜色她的皮肤。
今晚，我想想，她对她在美国各地％26ndash世纪看到，在心痛和希望，斗争和进展;的时候，我们被告知，我们不能和人民群众的压力与谁，美国信条：是的，我们can.At 1时，妇女的声音被压制，theirhopes解雇，她活着看到他们站起来，说出来，达到forthe选票。是的，我们可以。
当是在沙尘暴和土地上的抑郁症绝望，她看到一个民族征服恐惧的新政，新的就业机会和新的共同目的意识本身。是的，我们可以。
当炸弹在我们的港口和暴政下跌威胁了世界，她在那里见证了一代产生的伟大和民主被保存。是的，我们可以。
她在那里蒙哥马利的公共汽车，在伯明翰，在塞尔玛桥梁，从亚特兰大牧师的软管谁告诉人们：“我们万众一心。”是的，我们可以。
一名男子降落在月球上，一在柏林墙倒塌了，世界是由我们自己的科学和想象力有关。今年，在这次选举中，她摸她的手指屏幕，投她的票，因为在美国106年来，通过最好的时候和最黑暗的时，她知道美国可以改变。是的，我们可以。
美国，我们已经走到这一步。我们已经看到这么多。但有那么多事情要做。因此，今晚，让我们扪心自问％26ndash;如果我们的孩子应该活到下个世纪，如果我的女儿应该如此幸运，生活像尼克松安库珀长，什么样的变化才能看到？什么进展，我们呢？
这是我们有机会回答这一呼吁。这是我们的时刻。这是我们的时代％26ndash，让我们的人民恢复工作，并为我们的孩子打开了机会的大门，以恢复繁荣和促进和平事业，为夺回美国梦，重申基本的真理％26ndash，这出很多我们是一家，我们呼吸的同时，我们希望，我们与玩世不恭满足，怀疑，以及谁告诉我们，我们不能，我们将响应的永恒信条总结了一个民族的精神：
是的，我们可以。谢谢你，上帝保佑你们，愿上帝保佑美利坚合众国。

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MJ

875521124@qq.com(—) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:16:33 GMT

[转]经典！（转）

875521124@qq.com(—) — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 05:40:09 GMT

经典
分享一篇文章：小沈阳--108句经典
1.不要和我比懒，我懒得和你比！
2.鄙视我的人这么多，你算老几？
3.有钱人终成眷属。
4.大部分人一辈子只做三件事：自欺、欺人、被人欺。
5.不怕被人利用，就怕你没用。
6.别人的钱财乃我的身外之物。
7.女为悦己者容，男为悦己者穷！
8.留了青山在，还是没柴烧……
9.强烈抗议广告时间插播电视剧！
10.天没降大任于我，照样苦我心智，劳我筋骨...
11.没钱的时候，在家里吃野菜；有钱的时候，在酒店吃野菜……
12.我的原则是：人不犯我，我不犯人；人若犯我，我就生气！
13.人总要犯错误的，否则正确之路人满为患。
14.偶尔幽生活一默你会觉得很爽，但生活幽你一默就惨了……
15.代沟就是--我问老爸：“你觉得《菊花台》怎么样？”老爸想想说：“没喝过！”
16.猛的一看你不怎么样，仔细一看还不如猛的一看。
17.一口不能吃个胖子，但胖子却是一口一口吃出来的！
18.对男人一知半解的女人最后成了男人的妻子，对男人什么都了解的女人最后成了老女人。
19.上天在赐予我们青春的同时也赐予了我们青春痘。
20.出问题先从自己身上找原因，别一便秘就怪地球没引力。
21.我当年也是个痴情的种子，结果下了场雨……淹死了。
22.钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
23.我允许你走进我的世界，但绝不允许你在我的世界里走来走去。
24.我希望有一天能用鼠标双击我的钱包，然后选中一张百元大钞，按下“ctrl c”，接着不停地“ctrl v”。
25.人怕出名猪怕壮，男怕没钱女怕胖。
26.如果有钱也是一种错，我情愿一错再错。
27.如果婚姻是爱情的坟墓，那么我期待有一个人把我埋了。
28.千万别在一棵树上吊死，可以到周围的树上多试几次。
29.每个人至少拥有一个梦想，有一个理由去坚强。
30.成熟的人不问过去，聪明的人不问现在，豁达的人不问未来。
31.爱情就像两个拉着橡皮筋的人，受伤的总是不愿意放手的那一个！
32.心若没有栖息的地方，到哪里都是在流浪！
33.见到我以后你会突然发现：原来帅也可以这样具体！
34.小时候不学习，妈妈说：“长大让你嫁给卖猪肉的王老五。”现在我教育女儿：“好好学习，长大才能嫁给卖猪肉的王老五。”
35.中午在食堂叫了两个菜，吃第一个我震撼了：世上还有比这更难吃的菜吗？吃第二个我哭了：还真有啊！
36.珍惜生活--上帝还让你活着，就肯定有他的安排。
37.工作，退一步海阔天空；爱情，退一步人去楼空。
38.我们产生一点小分歧：她希望我把粪土变黄金，我希望她视黄金如粪土。
39.妈妈说人生最好不要错过两样东西：最后一班回家的车和一个深爱你的人。
40.男人没本事就别说女人太现实，女人没实力就别说男人太花心。
41.就算我是一只癞蛤蟆，我也坚决不娶母癞蛤蟆。
42.最近很多人跳楼，大家小心别被砸到了。
43.看着我的眼睛，除了眼屎，你还会看到坚毅和真诚。
44.下辈子我一定投胎做一个女人，然后嫁一个我这样的男人。
45.睡眠是一门艺术--谁也无法阻挡我追求艺术的脚步！
46.本人不但有车，还是自行的。
47.男人膝下有黄金，我把整个腿都切下来了，连块铜也没找着！
48.如果看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为背后有阳光！
49.问：你喜欢我哪一点？答：喜欢你离我远一点！
50.“帅”有什么用！到头来还不是被“卒”吃掉！
51.人生四大悲：久旱逢甘雨，一滴；他乡遇故知，债主；洞房花烛夜，隔壁；金榜题名时，做梦。
52.爱情就像打篮球，有进攻有防守，有时还会有假动作！
53.早晨赖床，遂从口袋里掏出6枚硬币：如果抛出去都是正面，就去上课。踌躇了半天，还是算了，别冒这个险。
54.成功的丈夫是钱多到妻子花不完，成功的妻子是找到这样的丈夫。
55.猪有猪的思想，人有人的思想。如果猪有人的思想，那它就不是猪了--是八戒！
56.动物园有只猴子奇丑无比，人见人吐。有一天我去了，我吐了；有一天你去了，猴子吐了。
57.别人都花前月下，我却花钱日下。
58.很久很久以前，谎言和真实在河边洗澡，谎言先洗好，穿了真实的衣服离开，真实却不肯穿谎言的衣服。后来，在人们的眼里，只有穿着真实衣服的谎言，却很难接受赤裸裸的真实。
59.玫瑰，你的；巧克力，你的；钻石，你的；你，我的。
60.三人行，必有我师，三剑客，必有一强，三角恋，必有一伤。
61.男人没钱时恨女人俗气，有钱时恨不得女人都俗气。
62.我想早恋，但是已经晚了……
63.琴棋书画不会，洗衣做饭嫌累。
64.也曾伤心流泪，也曾黯然心碎，这是“二”的代价。
65.你永远也看不见我最爱你的时候，因为我只有在看不见你的时候，才最爱你。同样，你永远也看不见我最寂寞的时候，因为我只有在你看不见我的时候，我才最寂寞。
66.使你疲劳的不是远方的高山，而是你鞋里面的一粒砂子！
67.开车无难事，只怕有新人。
68.幸福就是痒的时候挠一下，不幸就是痒了但挠不着，更不幸的是，很久以来灵魂和肉体都感觉不到那种蠢蠢欲动的痒了。
69.春天，我把自己埋在村口的土地里，秋天就收获了好多帅哥，然后我把村名改成“帅哥
村”，我也如愿当上了村长。
70.女人分结婚与不结婚两种，男人分自愿结婚与被迫结婚两种。
71.生，容易。活，容易。生活，不容易。
72.过错是暂时的遗憾，而错过则是永远的遗憾。
73.经济学家说：资金流动才会增值。后来我发现了，是我的资金在流动，别人的资金在增值。
74.谁说我白、瘦、漂亮，我就跟谁做好朋友。
75.一分钟有多长？这要看你是蹲在厕所里面，还是等在厕所外面。
76.一次看见二舅买菜，脱口而出：“二菜，买舅来着？”二舅说：“那么大的话了，连个人都不会说。”
77.上班无聊吗？抛硬币玩吧，正面就上网，反面就睡觉，竖起就工作，倾斜就努力工作，摔粉碎了就申请加班，如果摔出两枚，那就天天摔！
78.小时候老师给我讲“帅哥”的定义，我百思不得其解，后来同学给我拿出了一面镜子。哦，突然间我明白了！
79.同志们：别炒股，风险太大，还是做豆腐最安全--做硬了是豆腐干，做稀了是豆腐脑，做薄了是豆腐皮，做没了是豆浆，放臭了是臭豆腐，稳赚不亏。
80.生活的理想就是理想的生活。
81.男人因为烟酒而加深友谊，女人因为牢骚而使友谊更深。
82.爱一个人，要了解也要开解；要道歉也要道谢；要认错也要改错；要体贴也要体谅；是接受而不是忍受；是宽容而不是纵容；是支持而不是支配；是慰问而不是质问；是倾诉而不是控诉；是难忘而不是遗忘；是彼此交流而不是凡事交代；是为对方默默祈求而不是向对方提诸多要求。
83.不要逼男人撒谎，他会恨你；也不要把他的话当真，你会恨他。
84.有一天绿豆和他女朋友分手了，他一直哭一直哭……结果就发芽了……
85.男人忽悠女人，叫调戏；女人忽悠男人，叫勾引；男女相互忽悠，叫爱情。
86.“人为什么有两只耳朵呢？”奶奶说：“可以一个耳朵进，一个耳朵出。光进不出就装不下了。”
87.凡事顺其自然，遇事处之泰然，得意时淡然，失意时坦然。
88.在人之上，要把人当人；在人之下，要把自己当人。
89.还能冲动，说明你对生活还有激情；总是冲动，说明你还不懂生活。
90.铁饭碗的真正含义不是总在一个地方有饭吃，而是一辈子到哪儿都有饭吃。
91.眼睛一闭，一睁，一天过去了．眼睛一闭，再也没睁开，一辈子就过去了．
92.时间是最好的老师，遗憾的是--最后他把所有的学生都弄死了。
93.不让吃猪肉了，看猪跑吧。
94.发工资时，会计对我说：“你半年领一次工资吧，现在零钱太少了……”
95.记住该记住的，忘记该忘记的。改变能改变的，接受不能改变的。
96.比黄金还贵重的是诚信；比大海还宽广的是包容；比高山还崇高的是道德。
97.人的一生也许需要的很少--一杯水，一碗饭，一句我爱你。但我希望：水是你倒的，饭是你做的，我爱你是你亲口对我说的。
98.人生就像一场牌局！并不是要抓到一手好牌，而是要打好一手烂牌。
99.当你用手指指着别人的时候，请不要忘记，你自己的三根手指正在指向自己。
100.找一个像EXCEL一样的男朋友--想隐藏就隐藏，想筛选就筛选，想删除就删除，一个不高
兴，我还不保存了！
101.爱情使人忘记时间，时间也使人忘记爱情。
102.睡觉是为了踏实工作，工作是为了踏实睡觉。
103.如果你希望成功，当以恒心为良友、以经验为参谋、以谨慎为兄弟、以希望为哨兵。
104.男人没钱，犹如菜里少盐，多少欠些味道。温馨提示：食盐过多，不益于身心健康。
105.现在的梦想决定着我的将来。所以还是再睡一会吧。
106.很多年前，风雨过后是会有彩虹的。
107.怀旧--不是因为那个时代有多好，而是因为那个时候你年轻。
108.到医院体检，路过五官科，仔细检查后，医生在我的体检表上写了一个"帅"

1、人不犯我，我不犯人；人若犯我，礼让三分；人再犯我，我还一针；人还犯我，斩草除根。
2、我允许你走进我的世界,但不许你在我的世界里走来走去。
3、明骚易躲，暗贱难防。
4、天没降大任于我，照样苦我心智，劳我筋骨。
5、执子之手，方知子丑，泪流满面，子不走我走。
6、红豆不长南国，长我脸上了，真相思！
7、我深信，会有一个男人是为受我的折磨而来到这世上的。
8、西游记告诉我们：凡是有后台的妖怪都被接走了，凡是没后台的都被一棒子打死了。
9、你有什么不开心的事？说出来让大家开心一下。
10、我那么喜欢你，你喜欢我一下会死啊。
11、虽然你身上喷了古龙水，但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。
12、我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。
13、不吃饱哪有力气减肥啊。
14、妈妈问我有男朋友了么,我说没有,妈妈说：这个可以有,我说：这个真没有……
15、理想很丰满，现实却很骨感。
16、雷锋做了好事不留名，但是每一件事情都记到日记里面。
17、我又不是人民币，怎么能让人人都喜欢我？！
18、令人不能自拔的，除了牙齿还有爱情。
19、当生活心怀歹毒地将一切都搞成了黑色幽默，我顺水推舟把自己变成了一个受过高等教育的流氓。
20、时间太瘦，指缝太宽。
21、小姑娘们梦中都想找一匹白马，睁开眼发现满世界都是灰不溜秋的驴，悲痛欲绝后，只能从驴群中挑个身强力壮的，这样的驴就被命名为：经济适用男。
22、我就要哭，我就要闹，一宿一宿不睡觉，手里拿瓶安眠药，拿根小绳要上吊。再丑也要谈恋爱，谈到世界充满爱。
23、我们的目标：向钱看，向厚赚。
24、我是你转身就忘的路人甲，凭什么陪你蹉跎年华到天涯？
25、间歇性郁闷症发作期间，生人勿扰，熟人勿找。
26、没有医保和寿险的，天黑后不要见义勇为……
27、琴棋书画不会，洗衣做饭嫌累。
28、说金钱是罪恶，都在捞；说美女是祸水，都想要；说高处不胜寒，都在爬；说烟酒伤身体，都不戒；说天堂最美好，都不去！
29、挤公交是包含散打、瑜珈、柔道、平衡木等多种体育和健身项目于一体的综合性运动。
30、老娘法眼一开就知道你是个妖孽了。
31、手插口袋，谁都不爱。
32、手拿菜刀砍电线，一路火花带闪电。
33、单身并不难，难的是应付那些千方百计想让你结束单身的人。
34、幸福是什么?幸福就是你吃鱼,我吃肉,看着别人啃骨头。
35、念了十几年书，想起来还是幼儿园比较好混！
36、他们说我是BT，让我去做CT，结果我是ET。
37、我的优点是：我很帅；但是我的缺点是：我帅的不明显。
38、我当年也是个痴情的种子，结果下了场雨……淹死了。
39、很多人说婚姻是爱情的坟墓，但是能够入土为安的爱情总比暴尸街头要好。
40、有空学风水去，死后占个好墓也算弥补了生前买不起好房的遗憾
41、据说，人只有两个选择，忙着死或是忙着活，我想我有了第三种选择：忙着等死。
42、春困夏乏秋无力，冬日正好眠。
43、思念不能自已，痛苦不能自理，结果不能自取，幸福不能自予。
44、小时候我以为自己长大后可以拯救整个世界，等长大后才发现整个世界都拯救不了我。
45、如果你注定不能给予我期待的回应.那么就保持在安全距离之外吧。
46、请不要把我对你的容忍，当成你不要脸的资本。
47、女子无才便是德，我一定是太缺德了。
48、诸葛亮出山前也没带过兵啊，你们凭啥要我有工作经验。
49、用嘻哈的蓝调精神来过二胡一样的生活。
50、鸵鸟的幸福，只是一堆沙子。
51、老天，太蓝！大海，太咸！人生，太难！工作，太烦！和你，有缘！想你，失眠！见你，太远！
52、一觉醒来，天都黑了。
53、喝药递瓶，上吊给绳，跳楼的挥着小手绢送行。
54、铁杵能磨成针，但木杵只能磨成牙签，材料不对，再努力也没用。
55、傻子偷乞丐的钱包，被瞎子看到了，哑巴大吼一声，把聋子吓了一跳，驼子挺身而出，瘸子飞起一脚，通辑犯要拉他去公安局，麻子说，看我的面子算了。
57、你要搞清楚自己人生的剧本——不是你父母的续集，不是你子女的前传，更不是你朋友的外篇。
59、树愈静而风不止，我愈恋而他不在。
60、多想某天醒来睁开眼，发现自己坐在小学教室的课桌椅上。老师掷来的粉笔头正好打在额头上。
61、少年不胡作妄为，大胆放肆，试问老年时哪来的题材话当年。
62、作为一个怪兽，我的愿望是至少消灭一个奥特曼。
64、再过几十年我们来相会送到火葬场全部烧成灰你一堆我一堆谁也不认识谁全部送到农村做化肥~
65、学问之美，在于使人一头雾水；诗歌之美，在于煽动男女出轨；女人之美，在于蠢得无怨无悔；男人之美，在于说谎说得白日见鬼。
66、我以为我很颓废,今天我才知道,原来我早报废了。
67、不成熟男人的标志是可以为了理想壮烈的牺牲，成熟男人的标志的可以为了理想卑贱的活着。
68、生活就像宋祖德的嘴，你永远都不知道下一个倒霉的会是谁。
69、阳光温热，岁月静好，你还不来，我怎敢老去？
70、人又不聪明，还学别人秃顶。
71、我以神的姿态,闪耀在这美的瞬间.凡人勿扰…
73、年轻的时候，我们常常冲着镜子做鬼脸；年老的时候，镜子算是扯平了。
76、要努力！！为了你的奥迪我的迪奥。
77、我是白领：今天领了薪水，交了房租水电，买了油米泡面，摸了口袋，感叹一声，这个月工资又白领了…
78、执子之手，将子拖走。子说不走，好吧，关门放狗！
79、生活,就是这样.永远占领着绝对领导的位置,当无数的傻子高呼着自己控制了生活,掌握了命运.却没看到,生活在更高的苍穹上.露出讥笑的嘲讽的面孔。
80、他就是一盆水，倒入你的米堆里，若干年后，清水变成了醇香的酒，而你变成了一堆废弃的烂米，不是没用了，还可以拿来喂猪的。
81、不愿做奴隶的人民，愿做人民币的奴隶。
83、我不是天桥上算命的，唠不出那么多你爱听的磕。
84、生活二字二几十年来回味得我大小脑抽搐，脊髓痉挛。始终不得要领。
85、真的猛士，敢于直面自己未化妆的脸。
86、天山童姥——外表正太，内心却有三百六十五道裂痕，每道裂痕上书春夏秋冬四字，沧桑到妖。
87、世事往往如此，想回头也已经来不及，即使你肯沦为劣马，不一定有回头草在等着你。
88、曾经我们都以为自己可以为爱情死，其实爱情死不了人，它只会在最疼的地方扎上一针，然后我们欲哭无泪，我们辗转反侧，我们久病成医，我们百炼成钢。你不是风儿，我也不是沙，再缠绵也到不了天涯，擦干了泪，明天早上，我们都要上班。
89、曾经和朋友一起仰望星空，随之我们泪流满面，他是因为失恋，我则是因为扭伤了脖子。
90、其实你我都一样，人人都在装，关键是要装像了，装圆了，有一个门槛，装成了就迈进去，成为传说中的性情中人，没装好，就卡在那里了。就是卡门。　　 1.80后的重要任务是制造08后。
2.孟姜女哭倒长城干红,白娘子水漫金山词霸。
3.人家有的是背景，而我有的只是背影~~。
4.是金子总要发光的，但当满地都是金子的时候，我自己也不知道自己是哪颗了。
5.提醒大家要学会修自己的笔记本，这是很重要的！从前有个人，他不会修自己的笔记本......后来的事情大家都知道了。
6.我不是广场上算卦的，唠不出那么多你爱听的嗑。
7.不是故事的结局不够好，而是我们对故事的要求过多！
8.爱情就像两个拉橡皮筋的人，受伤的总是不愿放手的那个。
9.鲜花往往不属于赏花的人，而属于牛粪。
10.谎言与誓言的区别在于：一个是听的人当真了，一个是说的人当真了。
11.单身并不难，难的是应付那些千方百计想让你结束单身的人。
12.有时候，不是对方不在乎你，而是你把对方看的太重。
13.就算是believe，中间也藏着一个lie。
14.付出真心，才会得到真心，却也可能伤的彻底。保持距离，就能保护自己，却也注定永远寂寞。
15.真正的好朋友，并不是在一起就有聊不完的话题，而是在一起，就算不说话，也不会觉得尴尬。
16.没有100分的另一半，只有50分的两个人！
17.冷漠，有时候并不是无情，只是一种逃避被伤害的工具！
18.如果我们之间有1000步的距离，你只要跨出第1步，我就会朝着你的方向走其余的999步。
19.通常愿意留下来跟你争吵的人，才是真正爱你的人！
20、人生没有彩排，每天都是直播；不仅收视率低，而且工资不高。
21、能用钱解决的问题都不是问题，可问题是我是穷人。
22、春天到了，小树发芽了，股市也跟着变绿了。
23、唯女人与英雄难过也，唯老婆与工作难找也。
24、不要整天抱怨生活，生活根本就不会知道你是谁，更别说它会听你的抱怨。
25、只知道刚的人，难免会被折断；只有柔的人，到头来终是懦夫。
26、问一同事：“你买了中石油吗？”同事说：“呸！你才买了中石油呢。你们全家都买了中石油，还买了中石化！”
27、信念这玩意不是说出来的，是做出来的。光荣在于平淡，艰巨在于漫长。
28、人生重要的不是所站的位置，而是所朝的方向。
29.踏遍青楼人未老，请用汇仁肾宝。
30.征婚启事：要求如下，A活的，B女的。
31.给点阳光我就腐烂。
32.要适当吃一点，才有力气减肥。
33.摇啊摇，摇到奈何桥。
34.你快回来，我一人忽悠不来！
35.不要和地球人一般见识~~~
36.不想当厨子的裁缝，不是好司机。
37、爱我的人我不爱他我爱的人却不爱我所以我很好奇为什么会有那么多人结婚
38、爱情就像快餐，不在乎什么味道，能填饱生理需要就可以
49、爱就像打篮球拼命的抢拼命的追当得到以后便毫不犹豫的抛出去
40、为了更好的离婚我们结婚吧
41、缘分一词本就是个矛盾的个体，缘，分？
42、老虎不发威是给你hello kitty的面子
43、那天看到一位大妈在烧纸，边烧边嘟囔着：收到了千万别买基金啊~
44、如果中了一千万，我就去买30套房子租给别人，每天都去收一次房租。哇咔咔~~充实!
45、凡是在食堂、自习室、教学楼前当众疯狂接吻的——都是开不起房的！！！
46、刚从日企实习完的女同学回来感慨道：“不管多高档的会议、多高档的人参加，那帮人台上斯文地在跟你开着会，而台下却总有人在摸你大腿！”
47女友和我分居了，其实我们的性生活还是蛮和谐的——我性无能，她性冷淡……
48、现在女孩身上衣服件数越多，反而露得越多；衣服件数越少，反而露得越少！49、人家文院女生身上莫名元素一大堆，还露着大腿呢；咱们工院女生就外套+裤子，两件就把全身裹了个严严实实！
50、哄女人像挂Q一样，每天至少两小时，达到一定的天数后就可以太阳了……A、巴黎圣母院少个敲钟的，就你了。
B、思想有多远，你就滚多远；光速有多快，你就滚多快
C、你一出门，千山鸟飞绝，万径人踪灭。
D、你哪家学校毕业的啊？你讨人厌的学位都修到博士后了！！
E、想咬你一口，可惜我是回民。
F、这两片嘴唇，切切倒有一大碟子。（张爱玲）
G、天下之大，大不过你缺的那块心眼。
H、你出生时是不是被扔上去过３次而只被接住过２次？
I、你的牙如同天上的繁星，色泽鲜艳，相距甚远.
J、真想立马把我37码的鞋bia到你42码的脸上
K、你才是南朝鲜人，你全家都是南朝鲜人！
L 你才买中石油了你们全家都买中石油了还买中石化了
M 你和你爸大冬天穿着裤衩，嘴里叼根烟站在前门楼子大街上，人来人往都说你俩神经，你非说：“我俩形象代言人，海尔兄弟。”
N 你看你长那磕碜样，满脸大疙瘩还非要说是非典时期带口罩捂出的痱子，人家一群大雁往南飞看见你那张脸扭头就蹦了西了，你看你长的多有威慑力吧。
O 一群SB往南飞,一会排成S,一会排成B.
P 我电脑里有你母亲300多张照片
Q 把你的照片贴墙上白天避邪晚上避孕 1.再逼我,再逼我就装死给你看！
2.鄙视我的人那么多,你算老几?
3.交给我你就不用放心了,没有错不了的事！
4.别紧张,我不是什么好人......
5.别谢,谢完还怎么好意思向你收钱啊！
6.别和我说放马过来----我是阿凡提！
7.你都不理我,那我成狗不理了！
8.明月几时有,去问易中天！
9.够不着吧,左脚踩右脚上试试
10.有的人活着,她已经死了.有的人活着,他早该死了！
11.你说...你喜欢我?其实...我一开始...其实我也...唉跟你说了吧,其实我也挺喜欢我自己的.
12.你是喝水,还是喝水,还是喝水?随你挑！
13.哎该说的说,不该说的小声说.
14.子曾经曰过:不要把我对你的容忍当成你不要脸的资本！
15.别以为我长的帅就认为我遥不可及高不可攀,其实我是海纳百川啊.
16.今天天气不错,又刮风又下雨的.
17.作为失败的典型,你实在是太成功了！
18.三个皮匠的脚臭死一个诸葛亮.
19.在这个红叶枫了的金秋......
20.再烦我就把你绑草船上借箭去！
21.风萧萧兮易水寒,欠了钱兮你要还！
22.A:去哪吃?我没钱了.
B:下馆子吧,我请----水管子.
23.A:此仇不报难咽下这口恶气啊.
B:那怎么才能让你咽气啊?
24.书山有路先干为净,学海无涯八宝作粥.
25.世界是我们的,也是儿子们的,但最终是那帮孙子们的.
26.这鞋多少钱一斤?
27.当初真是瞎了我的狗眼...
28.这个盲人难道是个瞎子?

[转]国际标准智商测试题目

875521124@qq.com(—) — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 05:39:22 GMT

全部39道题目算完后，按右下角的“Submit”按纽，可以得到您的智商哦，据说爱因斯坦的智商有160，算算您和天才差多远。
如果下面的flash不能直接播放.请你把鼠标放到flash上点鼠标右健.然后选择“播放”.就可以测试你的智商了.
测试完结果，可选择里边的标准差 16 (里边有 15，16，24)
然后将得到的智商指数对应下表，可以查出你比多少人聪明！（多少人比你笨）
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例如你测得智力为 119
可在表中查到 116为 84%，120为89%
那就证明你比 84%—89%的人要聪明！

[转]谨此献给“1980～1989”出生的人

875521124@qq.com(—) — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 10:13:38 GMT

----当我回首往事
----也许是花相似，但人不同了
----转眼间，我真的已经长大。
八十年代的人，也许你上了新颖的大学，也许你找到了属于自己的工作，
或许，你已经找到了人生中的另一半。
甚至，你已经结婚生子了。
但是，我们有一个同样纯真难忘的童年。
谨此，献给八十年代出生的人。

东南西北，还会折吗？

经常喝的饮料

改正纸，五毛还是一块一本。

那个时候觉得很漂亮，可惜擦不干净

棉花糖，五毛都好大一朵。

陪我们走过的动画片

当年我们的娱乐

最流行的酒心糖

小包的一毛

小浣熊干脆面

戒指糖

跳跳糖，当时觉得好高级。

大大泡泡糖

总想要去转条龙，可惜到现在都没实现。

很少看到这种包装了。

这个还能找到。

当时存了好多这个

我们等待的电视剧

年年暑假都要看一遍，奇怪为什么那个时候看不厌。

西游记也很经典。

应该都会唱这个歌吧

以前一到星期二下午所有的电视台都变这种，当时好讨厌这个。

那些个玩具，现在还有人玩吗

好多好多明星贴纸

一个雪糕棒都能玩上很久，舍不得丢。

我们用过的课本

它支撑我度过了那个纯真年代，幸好有它的支撑

虽然我不是出生在那个年代 ------但很幸运，能跟她、他、他们、它们在一起度过的时光......
无比留恋. . . . . .

MICHAEL JACKSON （FOREVERY)

875521124@qq.com(—) — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 05:27:04 GMT

1. you are not alone 2. heal the world 3. beat it 4. dangerous 5. billie jean 6. rock with you 7. bad 8.we are the world 9.smooth criminal 10. Thriller 11. money 12. unbreakable 13.jam 14. ben 15. heartbreaker 16. history 17. ghosts 18.off the wall 19.here i am 20.morphine 21. music and me 22.childhood 23. invincible 24. enjoy yourself 25. speechless 26. euphoria 27. i was made to love her 28.keep the faith 29. this time around 30. one day in your life 31. got to be there 32. privacy 33. you rock my world 34. my girl 35. i'll be there 36. dear michael 37. butterflies 38.blood on the dance floor 39. girlfriend 40. you are not alone 41. heaven can wait 42.cheater 43. smail 44. planet earth 45. girl don't take your love from me 46.break ofdawn 47. 2000 watts 48.the way you make me feel 49. come together 50. give it up 51. cry 52.the lost children 53.the girl is mine 54.little susie 55. maria 56.you really got a hold on me 57. working day and night 58.threatened 59. stranger in moscow 60. soon as i get home 61. happy62. make tonight all mine 63. leave me alone 64.Billy Jean 65.beautiful girl 66. ain't no sunshine 67. you are there 68.you are my life 69.whatever happens 70.we've had enough 71.too young 72. tabloid junkie 73. superfly sister 74. scream 75. shoo-be-doo-be-doo-da-day 76. shake your body 77. morning glow 78. melodie 79. man in the mirror 80.love is here and now you're gone 81.liberian girl 82.in the closet 83. in our small way 84. farewell my summer love 85. don't walk away 86.don't stop 'til you get enough 87. dirty diana 88.d.s. 89. can't let her get away 90.burn this disco out 91. black or white 92. you've got a friend 93. you can cry on my shoulder 94.with a child's heart 95.wings of my love 96.Will You Be There 97. why you wanna trip on me 98.Who Is It? 99.who is it 100. when i come of age 101. what goes around comes around 102. wanna be startin' somethin' 103. up again 104.touch the one you love 105. to make my father proud 106. they don't care about us 107.the way you love me 108.the love you save 109.the lady in my life 110.the girl is mine (with paul mccartney) 111. the filling that we have 112. teenage symphony 113.take me back 114. speed demon 115. someone put your hand out 116. Smooth Criminal Extatic 2003 Mix 117. she's out of my life 118. she drives me wild 119.scream louder 120.rockin' robin 121. remember the time 122.p.y.t. (pretty young thing) 123.p y t (pretty young thing) 124.lonely teardrops 125.just good friends 126.just a little bit of you 127.johnny raven 128. i want you back 129.i wanna be where you are 130. i just can't stop loving you 131. i just can't stop lovin 132.i hear a symphony 133.Human Nature 134. greatest show on earth 135. gone too soon 136. Give In To Me 137. Girl is mine 138.get on the floor 139.Fall Again 140.ease on down the road 141. earth song 142.dapper-dan 143.d s 144.cinderella stay a while 145. can i go on? 146.call on me 147. blame it on the boogie 148.be a lion 149. baby be mine 150.another part of me 151. all the things you are 152.a brand new day 153. 2 Bad

Chende summer vacation

875521124@qq.com(—) — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 04:45:23 GMT

Ladies, gentlemen:

Hello! Welcome everybody to come the Chende summer vacation mountain village to go sightseeing the tour. The summer vacation mountain village is located north the Chende urban district, is our country extant biggest classical imperial family botanical garden.

The summer vacation mountain village is Qing Dynasty Kang, the dry prosperous times symbol. As mountain village founder's Kanghsi, Qian Long, all once south six lower reaches of the Changjiang River, spread America of the calendar world scenery. When construction summer vacation mountain village, abundantly picks length of the numerous families, fuses the Chinese north and south botanical garden style is a body, causes the summer vacation mountain village to become the Chinese classical botanical garden art the summary and the sublimation. Our country botanical garden experts said that, the entire summer vacation mountain village is the motherland beautiful homeland miniature. Why can the experts say like this? After this question I thought or to ask ladies, gentlemen to tour the summer vacation mountain village again replied. But, my here first gives everybody to raise to awake, this reason and the summer vacation mountain village terrain concerns. (Tourguide uses is anxious law, stimulates interest which tourist tours)
Everybody, the summer vacation mountain village arrived, asks everybody to alight, now I lead everybody as soon as to see her elegant demeanour.

(Outside Li main entrance)

Ladies, gentlemen, in front of us this antique gate, is the summer vacation mountain village main entrance, is called Li the main entrance, is gate which Qing Dynasty emperor passes in and out. Imperial city gate breadth three, about two. The lower level wards off has three square shapes the entries, the upper formation has the tower on a city wall and the building. You looked that, the middle entry place above has a rubble stone plaque, above is Emperor Qian Long with is full, Tibet, the Chinese, Uygur, hoodwinks five kind of languages topics to write "the Li main entrance", it is symbolizing our motherland is unified multinational countries. Nearby gate two has two stone lions, demonstrates emperor's dignity. In front of the gate has the square, the blue stone paves the way for, the square thing respectively sets up a stele, above with is full, Mongolia, Tibet, the Chinese four kind of languages engraves "the official person to discontinue and so on to this", therefore we call it to discontinue the tablet. The square southern region has red together, causes this imperial botanical garden and the outside separates. About is red , inside the fable Tibet has the golden rooster which flies from the Jiguanshan, when quiet at dead of night, lightly knocks on, the golden rooster can send out chirp chirp the cry. If which position wants to textually research, invites night to listen to here. Good! Today I invite a big family belongings chapter "emperor", goes in feels emperor's life.

(Enters in the Li main entrance)

Invites each, on the distant place mountain range, some giant stone column, holds up the day to stand, straight inserts the high in the clouds. On it thick under is thin, the picture washes clothes very much with the wooden club, our Chende person calls it the wooden club mountain, Emperor Kanghsi to bestow the name "the Qing hammer peak". When construction summer vacation mountain village, skillfully borrows this scenery, causes inside and outside the mountain village the unified whole, expanded the spatial feeling, created the new ideal condition to be beautiful, this was the mountain village designer utilization this landscape gardening art successful model. Generally comes Chende the person, all must arrive on the mountain to trace the wooden club mountain, because the Chende folk spreads this kind of speech: "Traces to the wooden club mountain, can live 130." If everybody has the interest, might as well tomorrow will climb mountains traces, certainly very interesting.

Front this palace is Qing Dynasty emperor in Chende "the work housing" place, now Chende person here for summer vacation mountain village museum.

(In first exhibition room)

First maps our view this chart is the summer vacation mountain village entire chart, is the Qing Dynasty mountain village prosperous time complete chart. The summer vacation mountain village, calls the temporary palace", "Chende ". It (in 1703) started from the Kanghsi 42 years to begin construction to construct, (in 1792) finally was completed to the Qian Long 57 years, lasted for 89 years. Qing Dynasty several emperors come here to spend the summer on vacation nearly every year the summer vacation, the processing government affairs, usually is every year lunar calendar four, in May comes, nine, in October returns to Beijing. The summer vacation mountain village has become the Qing Dynasty in fact the second political center. The entire mountain village 5.64 million square meters, its area probably is Beijing Summer Palace's two times, North Sea's 8 times. The mountain village may divide into the palace area and the park scenic area two parts, the palace area by the pine and crane room, Wan Hesong the wind and crown prince four groups of buildings is composed. The park scenic area divides into the mountainous area, the lake district, the region of no relief three parts. Is broadest by the mountainous area area, approximately composes the mountain village total area more than 70%. South the mountain village collection nation botanical garden essence to a garden, has north Xiu the male characteristic. In the Qing Dynasty mountain village altogether has alcove 90, dike bridge 29, stele carving 25, the rockery folds the stone 70 groups, the palace, Lou Tang, the temple, the pavilion, the tower Chinese style pavilion and so on each kind of building 120 groups, the total floor space amounts to more than 100,000 square meters. Emperor Kanghsi is most famous by 4 characters naming 36 scenery and Emperor Qian Long by 3 characters naming 36 scenery, gathers calls "the summer vacation mountain village 72 scenery". Emperor Kanghsi commended here is "the innate mountains and rivers opens the North Pole, natural wind famous scenic spot Xihu." Mountain village palace wall long approximately 10 kilometers, because it takes the form of the Great Wall, our Chende person kindly called it is "the young Great Wall". Outside the palace wall imitates the imperial temple group which the national various races famous temple constructs, these temples assume the semicircle to surround in the mountain village periphery, forms potential of the stars surrounding the moon, symbolized the national various nationalities closely to revolve at that time around Qing Dynasty rule center periphery. Along with year passing, the dynasty change, the summer vacation mountain village has also experienced the vicissitudes. After new China had been established, the mountain village only then obtained the new student, now is the nation preserves well, the scale biggest imperial family botanical garden, is the world culture inheritance, is the Chinese and foreign famous tourist attraction.

(Arrives second exhibition room)

Here displays the majority is a picture, this wooden seventh lunar month chart is most noticeable. The Lily magnolia, is the Manchu language sentry post deer's meaning. The sentry post deer's method is before the daybreak, the soldiers dive into the wooded mountain, the body throw over the deer skin, the head wear the antler, the wooden sentry post, imitates the male deer's cry. Autumn is precisely the season which the deer seeks a mate to hive off, draws out with this method the female deer in order to. "" Is refers the autumn to go hunting. This chart is the Qing Dynasty is prosperous Arab League draws, the description the scene which is more than 200 years ago emperor goes hunting. Perhaps you will feel strange, why Qing Dynasty emperor does want to lead the large military forces to come here to go hunting from afar? After because the clear emperor enters closes, in the history is brave in battle the eight banners army battle efficiency starts to drop, some of them join in the battle escape, some homemade scars, sometimes injured, the multi- people escort, for not on front. Emperor Kanghsi realized, improves the soldier quality, consolidated north border area has become the urgent matter. Under this kind of situation, Emperor Kanghsi personally leads the eight banners officers and men, leaves the happy peak mouth, went north patrols, establishes take the Suiyuan as the goal Lily magnolia yard. The Lily magnolia yard establishment, is Qing Dynasty and Mongolian, the Tibetan national minority friendly relations product, it has made Mongolian, the Tibet area and the area south of Yellow River area relations, strengthened has been full, Mongolian, Tibet, between the Chinese various races people's exchange, has consolidated north the border defense, was advantageous to resists czarist government the aggression and the expansion. Once a year encircles and hunt secondary each carries on about 20 day, emperor leads personally government each officials and is full, the Mongolian eight banners army participation. In order to satisfy the large quantities of troops board and lodging rest, the deposit goods and emperor handles the government affairs the need, must construct ten temporary palaces from Beijing to the yard. is in north this to patrol the route intermediate zone, from Beijing to here, the memorial to the throne takes a short trip, moreover here pleasant weather, scenery beautiful, the water plant is sumptuous, therefore Kanghsi decided constructs a big temporary palace in here, this is the temporary palace. Regarding this, Qian Long has a speech to say extremely clearly: "My emperor ancestor constructs this mountain village at the area north of the great wall, acts in a reprehensible manner Henan of the oneself to swim, the lid presents ten thousand th to contract the construction also". The history indicated that, the fall grand ceremony and the summer vacation mountain village establishment, had achieved inside and outside Emperor Kanghsi "gathers the heart, becomes consolidates industry" political objective. Now we again come to see this chart, it may divide into two parts, one is the imperial camp, two is the hunting ground. The imperial camp is emperor lives and the processing royal government place; The hunting ground is a place which actually goes hunting. Goes hunting when all has the strict organization and the discipline, after false fits out the deer the soldier to draw out the deer, sergeants gradually reduce the encirclement ring, achieves the person shoulder to shoulder, Ma Binger degree, but cannot casually By now emperor first came out shoots the first arrow, then was nobles and ministers, the officers and men in turn . On the chart the picture is hunt and kill the deer the scene. Asks everybody to walk with me to front.

This second gate calls "to read shoots", is emperor watches the emperor's son emperor grandson to shoot arrows the competition place. The gate place above hangs has the plaque, the above writes "the hot weather mountain village" four to gold-plate the large brush-written Chinese character together, is Emperor Kanghsi's imperial brush, this plaque fine peerless, particularly is striking. Perhaps you already discovered that, this summer vacation mountain village "evaded" the character to write one horizontally, was Emperor Kanghsi writes mistakenly, or had the reason in addition? (... ...) Or this gentleman (young lady) said right, originally "evades" the character in Qing Dynasty two also to use, which one kind of mode of writing regardless of uses all is correct, this is one kind of variant form phenomenon. Is for pursue the calligraphy outstanding talent in here Emperor Kanghsi to write like this.

Gate first two sides these two coppers lion, powerful. Said these two copper lion, but also some section of moving fables! Handed down in the China Sino-Japanese War time, the Japanese invading army has invaded Chende and wantonly robs. Day crowd of Japanese soldiers discovered these two copper lion very attractive, is the priceless treasure, wants to snatch, but the copper lion too is heavy, they move also cannot move, thereupon on separately looks for the tool. All these let the old person which protects the courtyard watch with the tail of eye, pain on heart. He thought the copper lion is the national valuables and money, can let the Japanese soldiers in no way snatch. He gets a sudden inspiration, looks for the pig blood immediately from the village, spreads on lion's eye, after and so on the Japanese soldiers found the tool to come back discovered lion's eye is red, all cries to bleed, all frightens dumfoundedly, the fear moves the lion to be able to bring the misfortune to them, then flustered ran away, this only then can retain to the national treasure until now. Now this has become in the people mind mascot figure to the copper lion. If everybody thought best wishes the speech, surely did not forget to trace it.

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by 奥巴马

MJ

[转]经典！（转）

[转]国际标准智商测试题目

[转]谨此献给“1980～1989”出生的人

MICHAEL JACKSON （FOREVERY)

Chende summer vacation

[转]经典动画：传说中的牛叉雨中曲

[转]经典动画：胖狗狗超级表情秀

[转]爆笑动画：超级经典“新闻联播”